A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
anyways Cell, I rewrote my bind to suit your needs
alias "quick_dispensor""qb0"
alias "quick_sentry""qb3"
alias "quick_enter""qb1"
alias "quick_exit""qb2"
alias "qb0" "build 0 0; alias quick_dispensor qd0"
alias "qb3" "build 2 0; alias quick_sentry qd3"
alias "qb1" "build 1 0; alias quick_enter qd1"
alias "qb2" "build 1 1; alias quick_exit qd2"
alias "qd0" "destroy 0 0; alias quick_dispensor qb0"
alias "qd3" "destroy 2 0; alias quick_sentry qb3"
alias "qd1" "destroy 1 0; alias quick_enter qb1"
alias "qd2" "destroy 1 1; alias quick_exit qb2"
alias "desall""qd0; qd3; qd1; qd2"
bind f1 quick_sentry; bind f2 quick_dispensor; bind f3 quick_enter; bind f4 quick_exit; bind f5 desall"
This binds f1 to f4 to buildings and doubletaps to destroys. f5 destroys all for shits n giggles, but you can remove that by simply deleting "bind f5 desall"
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