alexgndl

is it customary for everyone's uncles to be named Jim

...what the FUCK, family guy.

...what the FUCK, family guy.

I've discovered the majesty of sleeping with socks on. Why did I not do this before?

TFW your borderlands 2 save data corrupts.

TFW your borderlands 2 save data corrupts.

All aboard the youtube update train! Next stop: Google+ Comment Fuckery Town!

The curse has been lifted.

If I ever have kids, I'm showing them Star Wars in the Machete Order. They're never even going to know that there was an "Episode I".

If I ever have kids, I'm showing them Star Wars in the Machete Order. They're never even going to know that there was an "Episode I".

Name my genitals.

Crossbow, noooo!

I am a sad and lonely single college male how do I fix this

So I just found out that in a few weeks, I'm going to Stratford-upon-Avon to see Richard II, starring David Tennant. Yeah. Be jealous.

So I just found out that in a few weeks, I'm going to Stratford-upon-Avon to see Richard II, starring David Tennant. Yeah. Be jealous.

First time in a long while that I'm hung over

we brits get an extra hour tonight because the clocks go back, and i'm going to spend the entirity of it masturbating. get destroyed, rest of the world

i just saw the Northern Lights, guys.

WHY THE HELL IS IT SNOWING.

10 and a half hours later...im in Oslo!

Veez, your new avatar disturbs me greatly. ;_;

Going to Sweden tomorrow!

WHY DO I KEEP PUTTING OFF PAPERS UNTIL THE DAY THEY'RE DUE THIS IS BECOMING A SERIOUS PROBLEM GUYS

holy shit i'm 21

I wish I could take AP Stats and burn it, kill it, burn it again, and never take that exhausting class ever again.