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  1. Merry Christmas everybody!

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      It ain't even Christmas in Valveburg

  2. first 3 things you see on your desk/bed/counter go

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      phone, nail clippers, wallet

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Laptop, glass of grape juice, butterfly knife replica made out of Knex.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Monitor, keyboard, cough syrup.

      GAMIN TIME

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  3. tam

    Dreams

    if you could record and replay dreams as movies i'd do a bunch of drugs and watch this
  4. i got an octodad from the moon

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      oh, is that your fetish?

  5. tam

    Sissmas 2014 Update Thread

    new shotgun usable by heavy eeeeeee
  6. tam

    The Binding of Isaac

    Uh, I think you're making a huge mistake by not playing hard mode. You need to beat boss rush, lamb, and ??? on hard mode to get Godhead (and Real Platinum God). i'm disregarding hardmode entirely, in the end it's just one item and lol lost hardmode no thanks
  7. tam

    share your worst jokes

    my dad's a huge fan of penny fragrance, so he loves the cent scent i sent
  8. "Isn't toast just overcooked bread? Can't you get cancer from eating burned bread?"

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Theoretically, yes. Combustion can form carcinogens, and normal cooking also has the potential to introduce carcinogens (especially when browning is involved).

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      why don't we just kill ourselves because LIVING causes CANCER

  9. you are me. what do you do

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      now you are become stamdad, the destroyer of worlds

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Put a Santa Hat on the Otter avatar

    3. 1Fort 2Fort
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  10. tam

    The Binding of Isaac

    i just beat boss rush, satan and the lamb in the same run as the lost surprised i didn't burn a hole in my jeans
  11. what is a ____?

  12. i like big stams and i cannot lie, the other spuffers can't deny

  13. you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye, you spot him - shia labeouf

    1. Mersopolis
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >show him your extensive collection of food porn

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      >retrieve arms from shia labeouf's chest

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  14. my favorite thing about being home alone is that i can sing rly loud without feeling weird

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wow you're weird

    2. tam

      tam

      shut your butt moose

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      don't worry I'm weird too

  15. let us bring up old memes i'l start with numa numa

    1. Verumae
    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      i heard you guys liek mudkip

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Chocolate rain

      Some stay dry and others feel the pain

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