tam

i forgot to bring a can opener so i and 2 other people opened a can of ravioli with a key, a pen and a billiard ball

Successfully made a roast chicken without fucking it up. Hell yes.

Green salsa = best salsa

take whatever song you're listening to or most recently have listened to and add "in my pants" to the end of the title

take whatever song you're listening to or most recently have listened to and add "in my pants" to the end of the title

My stupid dog woke me up at 6 AM and got her muddy paws all over my bed and pillow and when I actually got out of bed I saw she tracked (now caked) mud all over my room.

AW YEAH MY COMPUTER AND OTHER SHIT IS FINALLY HERE, BEING DELIVERED SOON.

I fucking wonder if fucking adding the word "fucking" to every fucking sentence of mine will make me sound really fucking cool.

I love Atticus

spent all night wondering if I'd been mis-sold PPI, but I'm too afraid to check

new prequel

Winter is truly the shittiest season.

[sILENCE INTENSIFIES]

Yo soy nuevo en este pueblo.

my new roommate is fucking challenger

remember when i said i sold my zipperface collection to the guy that made it? well i found proof incase nobody believed me http://i.imgur.com/MWk2nqV.png

WOAH, SNIPER

fun fact i used to have over ten thousand posts on the roblox forums

http://i.imgur.com/FrXUiSo.jpg progress

I MADE A SANDWICH WITH ENTIRE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES IN PLACE OF BUNS I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

Aw ye, 1337 rep. Bow before me, mortals.

>tfw need to get materials from a teacher's website and it's down

Yesterday I bought Donkey Kong 64 for ten bucks. Time for the DK crew rap

NEVER GIVE UP

how do i spookify stamda