Simon

"Corvettes are high maintenance" -most of my automotive instructors

"Cisco is two letters away from siscon" -heard in my Networking class

If I ever have kids, I'm showing them Star Wars in the Machete Order. They're never even going to know that there was an "Episode I".

Name my genitals.

I'm gonna have a table at a con. You guys are cool, what are all the cool kids into?

Name my name.

your mom's so vain she probably thinks this dis is about her

help I can't stop listening to the magia mindfuck remix

I went out trick or treating as JC Denton and got 5 pounds of candy

Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Adventure of Crowvette the Combat Maid and Cube the Psychic Butler.

Don't forget to reload Mr. Freeman!

one reinstall later I'm praying to every deity I can think of my computer won't die on me

one reinstall later I'm praying to every deity I can think of my computer won't die on me

i just saw the Northern Lights, guys.

Who's this new member: Rhombo?

After a delayed flight, 2 trains and a trip through the metro, I've finally arrived in my hotel in Stockholm. It's a boat. I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKAS.

I somehow am more arsed to write a huge essay why Fallout New Vegas is a really good game than to actually do my homework. Good to see that I have my priorities straight.

holy shit i'm 21

holy shit i'm 21

oh right i have a paper i need to work on. Fuck.

Y'ALL JUST LOST THE GAME

Help I have caffeine withdrawal

I really wish there were more quality people here on subSPUF. It seems a little quiet here.