Simon

first 3 things you see on your desk/bed/counter go

you are me. what do you do

will perform unspeakable acts for a hidden ability diggersby

I counter target Christmas

What's on YOUR mind?

Remember kids, Red White and Blue are the colors of freedom until they're flashing behind you on the street.

Well, I beat Omega Ruby

Though Christmas music sucks, we do get eggnog and nice weather, so I think I'll call it even.

SmashU Hype

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

take whatever song you're listening to or most recently have listened to and add "in my pants" to the end of the title

is this the subby spuf

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

well sweet mother theresa on the hood of a mercedes benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle

Corv isn't completely horrible sometimes.

coming from a man who -hated- k-12 public education i can safely say college is fucking fantastic

why in god's name does anybody still use tinypic

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friendly reminder that anything that isn't skim milk a shit

Fill in the blank: I'm in love with ______!

RAMIIIIIIREEEEEE

Nothing...weird has happened. Over.

CONTNEN

hey puppet pal clem