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Goddamn this. Every time I go targedemo I sacrifice a goat to the hitreg God and the finnicky bitch still sometimes decides that being balls deep inside my opponent's ass and clearly hearing the hit sound doesn't qualify for being within range

It's "yo m8 wanna d8" Also Spoiler Ok here goes "pickup line" in Dutch is "openingszin" or "opening sentence", a sentence to start/open a conversation with. "Opening" can also translate to "hole" "zin" can also roughly be translated to "to feel like doing" (Ik heb zin om dat te doen = I feel like doing that). In some contexts you could also use it to say you're horny (ik heb zin = I am horny) Which results in the following pun: Ik heb geen openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin Which translates to "I have no pickup line, but you have a hole and I am horny". And that's how you get slapped in the face in the Netherlands.

The best pickup line is still a Dutch pun that sadly doesn't translate at all

I remember back in the day on Shoddybattle I lost to an Aerodactyl who flinched my team eleven consecutive times. And it wasn't holding King's Rock.

Yeah I was opposed to it at first as well but I must say this looks really good. I also really like the little bit of screen distortion "shockwave" every time Monstro did a big jump

I'm always nto sure whether I want to run Fallout games with the wiki next to it or not. For one thing it makes the game retarded easy but for the other I'd never find out about all that hilarious stuff without a guide. I've never gotten to the Boomers by the way because of the stupid mortar bombing part

this, PLEASE

Max Luck breaks every Fallout game. In 1 and 2, 10 Luck and the Sniper perk means guaranteed crits for EVERY hit. Funniest thing is the casinos giving me basically infinite money. I can walk in with 100 caps and walk out with 2000 five minutes later

Well he WAS broken in brawl, insanely broken. But that doesn't say anything about how he will be this time around

So it turns out having max luck kind of breaks Fallout NV in half

I sold my Gunslinger and Pan during the last steam sale, the ones I still have I wasn't planning on selling anyways

Glad to see MK back, he was a really cool character in Brawl aside from the balance whoopsie

4chan loves Zelda and was actually making a big condolences card last time I checked so it's probably SJWs somehow blaming her for the Ferguson kid

Heurgh sometimes pokemon can be so slow I'm now at the part of Platinum where every pokemon and its mom knows Fury Swipes and Focus Energy and if I have to wait another tedious ten seconds to see an opponent get the full five hits with occasional critical hit messages I worry I might break my 3DS in half

If you look at it from a pure gameplay perspective, Bioshock is normal at best, and most of the game is repetitive and pretty much shoves you into a cold, underwater city with some toys to play with then goes off, locks you in there, then goes down stairs to the living room to watch late night sitcoms and the Saturday Night Live. But you can say the same with Deus Ex and Half-Life. That's true, I suppose the point I was making, is that people criticize Infinite for not having the same gameplay as Bioshock 1, when the gameplay of Bioshock 1 wasn't significantly better or worse. Both Rapture and Columbia were fun to explore and unravel the history of. For some reason most people either claim Bioshock Infinite was a 9/10 or a 3/10 while I'd honestly say it was a 7/10. It was fun and did things differently (which I greatly prefer over the copypasted gameplay of Bioshock 2) but it also had huge flaws. Which one had the better combat is completely subjective since the games were just completely different. Personally, I preferred the combat of Bioshock 1 since it was more freeform and I hate regenerating health from a design standpoint.

Maybe the unsalvaged release of a previously salvaged strange will cause a scare of people selling their salvageds for a much lower price. That'd be fun to see

I actually have a Salvaged Strange Widowmaker and I'm completely okay with this Maybe we even get a Strange Kritzkrieg redistribution eventually

Bioshock's story is meta as fuck If you're planning on playing the other two: Bioshock 2 is the exact same game as 1 for better and for worse, but with a much less impressive storyline. Bioshock Infinite is a completely different game for better and for worse, and has a pretty interesting storyline that is severely overhyped. Also don't think too much about the ending because the longer you stare at it the more holes you find.

at least music video clips are still original after all these years

I don't believe that slowbro is real

It has to be said that In the Aeroplane over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel will probably always stay a cult classic

Dammit, poor Robin. He was a great guy tasteless Patch Adams joke here

We might just be moving towards an era where arena shooters become the standard for triple A games Not sure if hype