Comeau

Sexy Photo (18+ Only, No Childrens Allowed Only)

Hmm . . . Bird Hitler AMA, anyone?

Binary is beeg hero. WE CELEBRATE!

what is this game srsly I am shocked, disturbed and utterly disguted 1000/1 best game of the millenium industry over back up your bags EA, Valve and the Kojima World Order

Thank you so very much! I've been trying to figure out the way I could make the plot a structural tale of how patriotism can lead to the destruction of the nation you support! I'll probably have to make another thread just to update THAT novel! In the meantime, POST AWAY, PEOPLE! Don't be shy. I can smell your fear. And your blood.

My sides. no, but seriously:

[spoiler2] [/spoiler2] i'm a big loser, i get it

Hey guys, may I just ask if there are any major changes to the following since I last played (Around December 2010, before hack'd): - Demoknights, Charge Turning and the usefulness of the Claidheamh Mòr in combat - Power level of Engis w/ Wrangler and Jags - The potential for me to dress up Bird Hitler more Nazi-like (cosmetics matter too!) - And "Whatever happened to set bonuses? Couldn't they've just removed the hat part altogether?"

The evidence pointing to the Creepypasta Wiki sure is slim!

Maybe he's trying to dissect a body? I mean, he IS called "Doc".

Hey guys, wanna hunt the Ender Dragon? Here's the plan: 1. Buy Blaze Powder from Binary/Doop/DualJay/SOMEBODY 2. Genocide every last Enderman 3. Every man for himself hunt to find portal and activate it 4. Meet up with Ender Chests 5. Kill Ender Dragon with the fury of a thousand suns, setting up the Dragon Egg in spawn 6. ??? 7. Loss of money. What do you guys think?

For me, I could imagine only a few unique points that I believe we'd all appreciate: - Community designed, balanced, and tested weapons. We're sick and tired of fucking hats. - A free taunt, distributed to all players; a tearful salute (or some gesture of remembrance) for all classes with a dirgeful rendition of the "Meet the Team" theme's conclusion. It would only be respectful to honor the Last Update. - Free-to-players get buffed to premium from the announcement date to the update day. - Retired hats return to sale; all hats, weapons and items return and are sold for 50% off at the Mann Co. Store - A series of community thank you messages dedicated to these people (list is not final, and is based off of my knowledge): "Steam Powered User Forums Steam Powered User Discussion Kritzkast Facepunch Reddit The Steam Workshop community The users of the Official Team Fortress Wiki WETA Workshop . . . and to the brave, loyal, and wonderful players of this game." - Unfix the Kamikaze taunt glitch - Award the Steam user with the longest play time on Team Fortress 2 some celebratory hat. Aaaaaaand that's all I've got.

With permission from Just a Gigolo himself, I present my first ever work of subSPUF fiction. Enjoy. Chapter 1 [spoiler2] Chapter 1: In the beginning, the signs were clear to me; >the unusual mountain climbing trip, >Tyrone's magical reappearance and growth of double dongs, and now, Rammite's weird seclusion? It was obvious to me. The Dongpocalypse was descending, and FAST. I managed to stay away from the rest of them for the longest time now, working on my Anti-Dong weaponry and my power armor. I needed not only the time, but I wanted to avoid getting involved in the weird reality control the dongs have. I know this may be too late to fight; that we're all sitting ducks, waiting for the world's food supply to be warped into steak, for all of us to grow 6 feet long dongs and start having sex for no reason. But damnit, I know that I'm going to fight back! I can't let these . . . things consume my friends lives! --------- The notebook felt warm in Comeau's hand. It was a clear sign the Donger Warping had created spacial distortion; which meant the worst had begun. The dongers had already started to create massive shifts in the fabric of reality. It was only a matter of time before they would take a host. "I'm tired of sitting around. Let's kill some fuckin' dongers." Strapping on his suit of powered armor, Comeau grabbed his weapons (a Swedish backsword except with a laserblade, a C7CT Designated Marksman, and a Heckler and Koch USP respectively) and flew out the door. [/spoiler2]

Oh god, computer infected with something called Mysearchdial. What do?

You could probably imbue the bacon with some kind of carbon nanotube sort of thing. Carbon nanotubes fix everything These guys know it from the master himself; right fellas?