Jordax

It's my dads birthday today!

if you hear a banjo it's always me 100% of the time be sure to say hi when you hear one

2:30 AM and the banjoman's at it again.

Well, my headset finally crapped out on me. Thankfully, I had $150 set aside just in case. What get?

Doing a Poetry Explication Paper™, and I can't stop writing "stamda" instead of "stanza."

GUYS I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD also hi

and so today marks the day jordax rises from the spuf grave

Is someone injured?

New TF2 game mode: if you stand still, you explode.

I fucked up my studying schedule and it turns out I have an exam this Thursday instead of Friday. Time to pull an all-nighter

A new SubSPUF fanfic is coming Soon™ from Huff Publishers. Watch as antics and hilarity ensues when the SubSPUFers are caught in Disneyland and Comeau is left out again!

A new SubSPUF fanfic is coming Soon™ from Huff Publishers. Watch as antics and hilarity ensues when the SubSPUFers are caught in Disneyland and Comeau is left out again!

The new TF2 update according to the wiki isn't real, is it? I mean, STRANGUFIERS for CRAFT NUMBERED WEAPONS in NORMAL CRATES sound like a shitton of work to do for me.

I have decided to abandon mine nocaps and nay-period ways. I have also cut the price of Sweet Bro from 2 buds to, simply, a craft hat. It nay longer has a spot in mine heart. Please, send mineself a trade offer.

I have decided to abandon mine nocaps and nay-period ways. I have also cut the price of Sweet Bro from 2 buds to, simply, a craft hat. It nay longer has a spot in mine heart. Please, send mineself a trade offer.

kd, konkey dong is ereh. he's the ladder of the baunch, you knew him smell; he's finally back to kick some back

The Netherlands? More like the Nether regions!

Man there's a lot of people online during Americatime

Man there's a lot of people online during Americatime

when source citations for innocent images lead to hardcore porn tumblr blogs

tried sushi for the first time today; unagi is 10/10, tuna rolls and the other various rolls are very good, and the raw stuff is ok but the texture is a bit hard to deal with

Someone should advertise Negev in CS:GO; "Losing 0-14 in competitive? Annoyed of those P90s and Autosnipers? Try Negev! Now with +100% more spread, headshots guranteed!"

Everyone here is celebrating something like jobs or money and I'm just sitting here looking at the SAT and AP tests

I just saw someone wearing a "Ban Bossy" shirt. I feel like punching something.

Speaking of pokémon, what's the best Eeveelution?