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    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      User has been VAC banned.

      Reason given: Spelled "git gud" wrong.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      GET FOOD GET LUNCHBOX

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  4. I came here to wet something else motherfucker.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Explicitly not my whistle.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Your appetite?

       

      (Yeah I know it's "whet", shut up)

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

       

      1:57 if you must skip to it

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      can't believe i'm dead

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sorry about the tired payoff.  Maybe this will be more to your liking:

       

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      Since this one is more obtuse than the last one I'll give a couple of hints: First, this should be viewed as a number, but you'll want to look at it in a different way.  Second, notepad with wordwrap will help

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      lol. That's actually cute.

  6. Tale of Two Wastelands is neat. Inserts the entire F3 into FNV's engine.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Wait, they DON'T use the same engine?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      They do. Every Bethesda game since Morrowind uses the same engine, on through to Fallout 76.

       

      But New Vegas and Fallout 3 use the same ASSETS; all the character models and weapon models and stuff are the same. This makes it easy to rebuild Fallout 3 in New Vegas (which is what they had to do, re-place every part of the world and every character, item, etc. by hand and then reinstate all the quests manually to recreate the Capital Wasteland as a separate locale).

       

      IIRC one of the biggest scripting issues they ran into was just getting the opening sequence and starting quest to work.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Not all of the assets are the same. They added lots. I remember reading there's almost as many new as were in Fallout 3, but I cannot find a source.

  7. Less than 2 months until mlp is kill forever.

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      O frabjous day! Calloo, callay!

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I guess the real magic was the friends we made along the way.

  8. This never happened, but I saw you leave
    And crawl into a bed of broken windows

  9. Color=272727

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      262626 master race

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      how did you post an empty status????

  10. I slept funny and my neck fuckin broke, it hurts SO FUCKIN MUCH OW! How does your body even stay asleep while a part of you is getting hurt so badly? Can't even turn my fucking head, this is probably the worst kink in the neck I have ever had.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just had a calzone for the first time, but it has done nothing to ease the intense pain in the upper-right portion of my body. That calzone was so good though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.

       

      If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better.  Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.

  11. happy birthday to the most homicidal, suicidal, genocidal monster on this board with depression

    when will the pain stop

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Happy birthday!

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      It's okay. I got you a present. The whole sudetenland! 

    4. Huff

      Huff

      woah

  12. VERY fast fox moving at incredibly hihg speeds:

     

    https://www.foxnews.com/science/arctic-fox-norway-canada-epic-journey

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    2. Expresate
    3. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      I think it was running from the Furries.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Tails has finally had enough of Sonic's bullshit.

  13. After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:

     

    Grilled watermelon- Good

    Grilled cherries- Bad

    Grilled banana- Very good

    Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type

    Grilled mango- Good

    Grilled orange- Very bad

    Grilled blueberries- Decent

    Grilled grapes- Bad

    Grilled pineapple- Bad

     

    Wow, I have a lot of fruit.

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    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      Ooh, do pluots! (But save at least one to eat normally, they're the best)

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just looked up what those are, and I don't think I've ever seen one. I've had an apricot and a plum, but not both in one.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      Grilled/Roasted bananas with sugar/cinnamon are pretty good indeed.

      Apples are also good, but as you said depends of the apple.

      Wrapping them in tinfoil usually makes it taste better.

  14. I can't not read that sheep pokemon's name as Wololo

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver
    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You're dumb.

      *shirt changes from red to blue*

      Actually you're totally right.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      First everyone called rattata "ratatat" now everyone's gonna be calling wooloo wololo

  15. Reduced instruction set computer? More like retarded instruction set computer. :cool2:

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      more like a RISCey move

  16. I like it when medieval fantasy worlds are mixed with modern real life. Like when they have faucets and the internet. But with the caveat of electronics being advanced only to a specific point. Meaning plasma TVs and landline house phones/mobile flip phones are the limits for each, respectively.

  17. So uh, anyone SMM2?

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      @TheOnlyGuyEver Oh wow. I have made one piddly level, uploaded it at 10pm, and nobody has played it :( It is a very generic, no clever shenanigans babby's first. Though I am trying to make a probably-been-done-a-thousand-times "work with bowser to progress" level. He interacts with switches and stuff, which is nice.

       

      SHAMELESSPLUG: RQS-JNR-0HG

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh, is this the plug thread now? Well, here's my spoderman level: DSJ-26V-RKF

       

      Uncle Ben death scene not included.

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @Expresate It's not you fault that no one has played it, most people are in the same boat, me included. Basically, until your level has gotten played ONCE, it will not show up ANYWHERE except the "new" tab, which could take like a week+ for your level to get played since the tab can only display so many levels at once. The recommendation algorithm is pretty flawed right now as such, and so external sharing (like the daily level exchange on the subreddit, which will often do the job) is pretty popular right now.

       

      Also usually I like to create a level around a specific mechanic or gimmick or idea, but there's nothing wrong with making traditional levels (in fact I'm making one now); yours was very enjoyable. Enjoy being freed from 0 play purgatory btw, the snowball effect should kick in from now.

       

      And, in the spirit of shameless plugs, here's my new level, Claw Clamor Kaizo, which I uploaded today (hence why it's not in the video I posted previously): 

      If you're into this sort of thing, I posted my maker ID in my earlier comment.

  18. Never trust an elf.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Pointy eared leaf lovers!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Around elves watch yourselves

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Quote

      Never trust anyone*

      Fixed.

  19. minecraft good fortnite bad please give e-money

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Vote DeGroot

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'm going to say something that may be controversial but I'm prepared to accept the backlash.

       

      Team Fortress 2 is a better game than Fortnite.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      bud lite > fort nite

  20. I've probably said this exact thing on these forums before, but I fucking hate the Milky Way commercials. Yeah, you can catastrophically fuck up and ruin somebody's entire life, but it was okay because you were "eating a Milky Way." Like fuck off.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      Sounds like someone needs to eat a Milky Way.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      TOGE, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

  21. to anyone who can hear this: proceed to mercy hospital for evacuation

     

    i repeat

    proceed to mercy hospital for evacuation

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Will there be snacks?

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
    4. aabicus

      aabicus

      We can take the subway tunnels, there’s a red line station just north of here

  22. How does Kemomimichan get the meat?

     

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Bullshit, you need two tails to do that!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      How does Tails fly in sonic anyway wouldn't the tails get twisted up

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Clearly he has some sort of rotary mechanism on his ass, just like a helicopter.

  23. Time for a definitive list of the Top 10 Virtual Youtubers.

     

    Hey howdy ho, SPUFFriends. Have I got a treat for you! Today I bring my most thrilling tier lists to the world of Virtual Youtubers! I’m a bit on the uncultured side, however, so extensive research was needed prior to the making of this list.


     

    On my travels I learned two important things…

    1. Virtual Youtubers are racist sons of bitches.

    2. I don’t have the time to watch a bunch of 15+ minute videos.

     

    That being said, I didn’t actually do any real research, and have instead opted to do what any reasonable person would do. Select a couple dudes and dudettes and base my list solely off of my own assumptions. So here goes.

     

    The Definitive Virtual Youtuber Tier List

     

    Spoiler

     

    10. Kizuna Ai

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    She’s the most popular Virtual Youtuber by far. And just like all popular things, she’s terribly overrated and you’re all a bunch of band-wagoners if you like her.

     

    9. Natsumi Moe

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    As someone who doesn’t know any Japanese, it’s nice to have one that speaks my language. However, after hearing her, I think that it’s for the best that I can’t understand what any of them are saying.

     

    8. Nekomasu

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    Why in God’s name does a loli-fox-girl thing have a man’s voice? I guess I’m not one to judge, so you’re cool in my book, Nekomasu. You do you.

     

    7. Nora Cat

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    This one has a pretty interesting story, at least. Turns out this cat-girl was actually a man this whole time. That’s a pretty big upgrade if you ask me. I don’t like cat-girls.

     

    6. ratboygenius

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    I don’t even know what it even means to be a Virtual Youtuber, but ratboygenius qualifies. Probably. He’s cute, and he plays Minecraft? Kind of? I don’t know.

     

    5. Omega Sisters

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    I really can’t stand the fucking blue one but the red one’s the best thing on the planet. Just kidding. I didn’t watch any of this, but trust me when I say the list is still definitive.

     

    4. Kabocha no Unchi

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    Yeah, this one’s not real. I made her up. But I gotta say that now I’m a pretty big fan of the idea. Somebody buy me some VR shit so I can make this a reality and become a star!

     

    3. Baacharu

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    This man is a goddamn horse and I can’t not respect him for that.

     

    2. Gyokuyoutama

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    It’s really no secret that Gyokuyoutama is secretly a young and aspiring Virtual Youtuber. It's evident that he intends on overthrowing all the other ones so he and only he can be the greatest Virtual Youtuber of all time. But what he doesn't know is that one very powerful man stands in his way... and that man is...

     

    1. Will Smith

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    A lot of people seemed confused when Will Smith kicked off the Youtube Rewind of 2018. "What does this man have to do with Youtube?!" Many wondered... But not me! You see, it’s because I know that Will Smith is actually a Virtual Youtuber, and is quite popular. Of course, you probably didn’t know that due to his awesome persona that he uses to disguise himself. I don’t want to give too much away, but here’s a hint: He’s big, blue, and uncanny as fuck.

     

     

    And now you know who the best Virtual Youtubers are! If you think that I forgot anybody, then please tell me. (Not really though because I wouldn’t have any idea who the Hell you were talking about.) That’s all for this tier list. Goodbye for now.

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    2. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      Japanese girls should know better than to say no-no words.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nyygaaa~

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      God that line is so good.

  24. Time for a definitive list of the Top 25 Virtual Youtubers.

     

    25-21:

     



    25: Vangumi

     

    Really he should be lower since there's plenty of VTubers out there better than him, but I want to mention him and I'm not ranking more than 25.  He's the host of a Virtual Youtube talk show which is a boring format and so already he isn't great.  But I'll never forgive him for taking over Nekomasu's channel, even if it was done at Nekomasu's suggestion.

     

    24: Mirai Akari

     

    As one of the "four great kings" of virtual youtube, it might be a surprise to see her so low.  But honestly she was the most bland of the early stars, and she gets lowered for the same reasons that Vangumi does, i.e. taking over the channel of another virtual youtuber (in this case Eilene).  She is also by far the most corporate channel now, with many of her old videos privated for being too advertiser unfriendly and even getting a redesign to avoid showing off her midriff.

     

    23: YUA

     

    Not a lot to say here, she's even blander than Mirai Akari but she's never really anything to annoy me.  Her Engrish videos are amusing, otherwise there's not a lot to her.

     

    22: Noracat

     

    The virtual cat with a vocaloid voice who got exposed as actually being a guy all along and not a real catgirl.  There's not any huge issue with Noracat's content, but it's almost exclusively long livestreams of games and VRChat sessions, neither of which I'm into.

     

    21: Azuma Lim

     

    Decent variety of content, good motion capture, character design isn't annoying.  But nothing too exceptional either.

     

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    20: Laki

     

    Pretty cute design I guess.  Might get you on a watchlist.

     

    19: Siro

     

    The next of the four great kings to appear on the list.  Similar to Mirai Akari in terms of how much she is getting pushed, but she has much better gameplay content, generally has better interactions with other channels and speaks in English sometimes.  Dolphin noises vary between being endearing and annoying.  Her heavy breathing can be great.  But her put on voice gets annoying pretty quick.

     

    18: Tokino Sora

     

    The mom of the VTube community.  Pretty decent singing voice, can be amusing, never really got on my nerves.  She probably just missed being one of the four greats due to the timing of the situation, but I don't think anyone hates her.

     

    17: Natsumi Moe

     

    The first (and only) English language channel on this list.  In many ways she's the platonic form a western fujoshi, but somehow I don't hate her.  She's better when she is interacting with the rest of the Eilene clan, but unfortunately that happens less and less.

     

    16: Nanahoshi Suzu

     

    This is the channel I go to to wonder what the hell is going on, especially since none of her videos have been subtitled.  She has a interest in weird parts of western culture, like the works of David Cronenberg, so much of the time I'm just confirming that she is in fact referencing what I think she is (even if I can't fully understand the reference).  Has made so many Watamote videos that this may as well be the second season.

     

    15-11



    15: Baacharu

     

    His position on this work is not so much because I enjoy his videos, but because I can respect what he's done.  He was another early pioneer that didn't get recognition at the time despite being "the first male virtual youtuber."  His enthusiasm is always obvious.  More recently, he's essentially started acting as a VTube producer (most notably of Siro) and he seems to be doing a decent job of it.  It also makes it trivial for him to collabs.

     

    14: Cocoa

     

    (Or is it Coco? Kokoa? Who knows.)  She's mainly on here because she's a spin off of game club project, which we'll discuss later.

     

    13: Omega Sisters

     

    First Duo on the list.  I've always thought having a group can make things like Let's Plays more entertaining, since the people in the group can play off each other and keep a nice rhthym of the conversation going.  (Of course, you can get an even better product through using a premade script which is well researched and revised multiple times, but no one does that).  They gave us the "view 100 recommended videos in a row" technique which always leads to interesting results.  If you're not going to ask any questions about Rio, I'm not going to bring up that topic.

     

    12: Moemi

     

    The eternally 2D and eternally abused Virtual Wife.  Apparently the voice actress has gone through a lot of real life health issues, which has prevented her from appearing more often.  She works great as a straight man to the antics of others, but struggles a bit on her own.

     

    11: Shizuka Rin

     

    Aka that vtuber that sang "Country Roads" while playing a bus simulator.  I know that I've disqualified other vtubers for essentially just posting livestreams, and she does the same thing, so maybe she should be lower on the list.  Honestly, I put her higher mainly because it isn't hard to find highlight videos so that you don't have to sit through two+ hours.  I also like that she switches up her character design frequently.

     

    10-6

     



    10. Nekomiya Hinata

     

    Probably the best of the VTubers in terms of gameplay skill shown in videos.  Additionally this is the only channel I know of which has the ears of the model tied in with the facetracking.  Adds a lot to see the ears perk up in surprise or droop down in sadness.  While this is another channel with corporate backing, she feels less like a spokesman for a channel and more like someone just playing a game.

     

    9. Hime Hina

     

    Another duo.  As usual you have the hyperactive one and the straightman.  Some sketches, some games, some songs.  They play off each other pretty well whatever they are doing.

     

    8. Ruki Roki

     

    I'll be honest: I could say almost the exact same things that I did for Hime Hina.  But they're foxgirls, so they get the higher spot.

     

    7. Fuji Aoi

     

    While she does a lot of stuff, you're here for the singing.  She undoubtably has the best singing voice of any VTuber, and it's no surprise that she was the first one to get gigs for public appearances.  Her channel has perhaps limited appeal in that her non song videos aren't very good, but when she is good she is better than almost every channel on this list.

     

    6. Kizuna Ai

    The big boss.  She wasn't the first VTuber, but there's no doubt that without her the fad wouldn't have become as big as it has.  Her success isn't accidental: she's a natural entertainer (despite being terrible at pretty much everything else she tries) and she is constantly adding new elements to her videos.  Even now rather than simply pumping out the same videos that have served her well, she is going forward with some weird plotline about there being 4 different Kizuna Ais.

     

    5-1

     



    5. Eilene

     

    A VTuber denied her channel.  Despite being one of the pioneers in the genre, predating Kizuna Ai by over a year, there is no real home for her content. In fact Mirai Akari's channel is her original channel (you'll note that it is actually "bitconnect" which is mentioned in some old Eilene vids).  Luckily she originally posted to several channels in different languages, or she would be almost entirely gone.  Now you can mainly find her stuff on Natsumi Moe's channel (which used to be for English reuploads of Eilene videos) and Yomemi's channel (which she created and where she frequently guest stars).  Anyway, as for an actual review, Eilene's videos are obviously the product of someone passionate about making content, and who isn't afraid to push the boundaries.  You aren't going to see Ebola-chan on any of the major channels.  Eilene's channels were one of the few VTube channels to try to set up an ongoing plotine, as if it were a TV show, rather than simply mimicking the content of non-virtual youtubers.  It's frequently very rough, but clearly a product of love.

     

    4. Game Club Project

     

    This is a group of 4 characters.  This is essentially what you would get if you took Eilene's TV-show esque format (mixed with some let's plays) but actually put money into it.  I want to say that it's also more grounded and less extreme and bizarre than Eilene's work, but honestly there are some pretty weird videos (I've posted the one where Siro shows up and tries to eat half the cast, but it ends up being a ruse to capture Santa and drink his blood to become immortal.)  This channel reminds me the most of SPUF as well.

     

    3. Yomemi

     

    Essentially a replacement for Moemi, who has essentially become a replacement for Eilene.  Why Yomemi is up here is her enthusiasm and constant joy.  It's impossible to listen to her and not feel at least a little uplifted.  She also has a lot of bizarre experiment videos where she tries dangerous or disgusting things, never showing a hint of fear or revulsion.

     

    2. Kaguya Luna

     

    Really I should hate Moon-chan due to her forced zaniness and her inability to take anything seriously.  But somehow it's incredibly endearing.  It helps that she posts less frequently and doesn't go long in her videos, so it never feels like she's just extending the length to get a paycheck and go home.  I know this doesn't sound like a huge endorsement, but seriously, she's great.  It's just impossible to put into words why that is.

     

    1. Nekomasu

     

    If you've paid attention to me blabbing on about VTubers in the past, you know this was coming.  One of the "4 Great Kings", but the one which really came from absolutely nowhere.  In November 2017 he didn't think he'd have even a thousand subscribers, by January 2018, he was a superstar.  He wears his heart on his sleeve and you can see how much trouble it is for him to make his videos, which makes their high quality all the more impressive.  It also helps that his tastes are almost identical to my own.  He's essentially quit the VTube scene, and I understand why.  I'm still pissed about his channel being used for other purposes, but I don't hold that against him.

     



    Okay, now the Monkey has to do the real definitive top 25.

     

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's not what AIDSMonkey would have done though.

    3. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      I don't have a dedicated Monster Girl thread, though. Also I don't know anything about virtual YouTubers, so I gotta hit the books before I can share my knowledge.

    4. Moby
  25. i never really was on your slide

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      SURPRISE buttsecks

    2. Veez

      Veez

      I am going to gut you like a horny Gaben

  26. Big Lincoln sends you to Hell!

  27. pls member

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      ohh I member

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Pepperidge Farms

    4. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      alway rember happy day

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