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I had the most nonsensical dream last night It started with our neighbour who came to our house to borrow some stuff. I didn't like that for some reason so because he was Jewish I made a Hitler doll that I put at the front door, but I used my good suit to make it so we then went to buy a new one. For some reason the new suit was a very expensive pyjama onesie which I then used to shock people with because it had static charge. My mom got so annoyed by it she removed the carpet in the living room and when we removed it we found some old coin that was worth a lot of money which we used to start a restaurant. At first there were a lot of cops who came eat there but then they changed into people in wheelchairs somehow which made me really angry and I told them that we were refusing them service. The wheelchairpeople then fuzed together into one giant man which destroyed the restaurant and broke my leg. So now I was in a wheelchair myself and people were abnormally cruel to me (pushing me down stairs etc) until I apologised to the wheelchairpeople and that is when the dream ended

I have started work as an intern at an Engineering Company. Department? Infrastructure The team? Rail. I get paid to work as an Rail Engineer and get college credits for doing so. Winning!