Because memes and filters are fun for all the family, none of that nerd shit please.
Don't you go to dinner with your family only to have your grandma come out with "Hello Jimmy, did you see that FUCKIGN EPICC NEW MEME ON REDDIT" and you try to tell your grandma that you saw it ages ago but it begins, grandmas gone into a fit. She's laughing, yelling "doge XD" you try to calm her but shes knocking the food off the table. The bowl of roast potatoes goes flying across and smacks your dog in the face, causing him to start barking, making your little cousin scared. You can't stop it, everyone is screaming, shouting, spurting out the most funny and epic new memes direct to you from r/funny, such classics as 'le overly photogenic running man' and 'we falsely accused someone of the boston bombings which led to him killing himself' all classics straight to your from the pinnacle of social media. IT'S TOO LATE. You feel the ground shake beneath you, you always read that it could happen but you never expected it to happen to your family. The lights flicker. Slowly at first but it quickly becomes more and more frequent. IT'S HAPPENING. The shakes become stronger. You see a crack appear under the portrait of your great-grandfather, veteran of World War I, what would he say if he could see what had happened to you? You know he fought exactly to prevent this sort of thing, and on his deathbed his only wish was that your family could stay safe from the horrors. It's over. The crack spreads into a crevice half a mile wide, splitting your entire neighborhood in half. The dark lord Satan emerges in a blast of fire and brimstone, and says in a booming voice filled with the screams of 10,000,000,000 tortured spirits "DAE rend the souls of the unworthy XD?!" Satan tears the sullied life from all your family, leaving their corpses lifeless as he scales down into the depths of hell.
You feel a tap on your shoulder. It's Pewdiepie. "Pretty epic bro gonna put that one in my next lets play for sure".
"Oh jesus DICK, children are going to learn what happens after mommy and daddy love each other very much! We can't let this happen! They'll become satanists!"
I hate my state.
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