Britt

I actually start it Thursday. I have to go in and do all that shit. YAYYY

I actually start it Thursday. I have to go in and do all that shit. YAYYY

I know I keep popping in and out. I've been really lazy and not wanting to use my laptop because I'd have to take it out and plug it in blahblah. I keep forgetting I can log in on My phone.
SO UPDATE. (My phone sucks at formatting. Bare with me)
One. I did, at one point, take birth control. I was taken off of it by my primary because I was having migraines, and one of the side effects of ANY estrogen birth control is a stroke. The chances significantly go up when you smoke, or you have migraines.
Two. Still single. Given up on dating for right now, because I'm honestly done trying. I'm done needing somebody to validate who I am. I've thought about it, and yeah.. It's cool to have a boyfriend and have sex and blahblah. But, I have Michael, Danielle, my mommy, Karen, and my dogs. And that's all I need. The love you get from a dog, just because you were outside for five seconds, is a lot better than the abuse you get from a human.
Three. I still have my job! I hate it sometimes, because people suck, but ITS BEEN MORE THAN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE IT. Its a record, guys.
 
But yeah, I'm doing good.

I know I keep popping in and out. I've been really lazy and not wanting to use my laptop because I'd have to take it out and plug it in blahblah. I keep forgetting I can log in on My phone.
SO UPDATE. (My phone sucks at formatting. Bare with me)
One. I did, at one point, take birth control. I was taken off of it by my primary because I was having migraines, and one of the side effects of ANY estrogen birth control is a stroke. The chances significantly go up when you smoke, or you have migraines.
Two. Still single. Given up on dating for right now, because I'm honestly done trying. I'm done needing somebody to validate who I am. I've thought about it, and yeah.. It's cool to have a boyfriend and have sex and blahblah. But, I have Michael, Danielle, my mommy, Karen, and my dogs. And that's all I need. The love you get from a dog, just because you were outside for five seconds, is a lot better than the abuse you get from a human.
Three. I still have my job! I hate it sometimes, because people suck, but ITS BEEN MORE THAN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE IT. Its a record, guys.
 
But yeah, I'm doing good.

Time for Britt to stop taking birth control pills then

Last year, my birthday (June 15th) was also father's day - next time this happens is 2025.
NEW LIFE GOAL: BE A FATHER WHEN I TURN 30

Yes, I'm still alive. Sadly.

I've been working and sleeping and working and sleeping and having a tooth pulled and sleeping and doing schoolwork and sleeping.

I've been single for over a month now! Yes, seriously. I was talking to a few people, but we never hung out because I was stupid and met on Tinder. BUT, I have since deleted my tinder. I am trying really hard to focus on school (as much as I can, atleast. Ram, this whole Dylan situation is kind of just there right now. I'm not going far with it until I can) because my old health teacher was about to rip my head off when I told her I haven't been doing anything.
I'm graduating my program on Thursday, and officially graduating highschool in August. It's exhausting.
I think that's really all you guys need to know, really..

Yes, I'm still alive. Sadly.

I've been working and sleeping and working and sleeping and having a tooth pulled and sleeping and doing schoolwork and sleeping.

I've been single for over a month now! Yes, seriously. I was talking to a few people, but we never hung out because I was stupid and met on Tinder. BUT, I have since deleted my tinder. I am trying really hard to focus on school (as much as I can, atleast. Ram, this whole Dylan situation is kind of just there right now. I'm not going far with it until I can) because my old health teacher was about to rip my head off when I told her I haven't been doing anything.
I'm graduating my program on Thursday, and officially graduating highschool in August. It's exhausting.
I think that's really all you guys need to know, really..

Yes, I'm still alive. Sadly.

I've been working and sleeping and working and sleeping and having a tooth pulled and sleeping and doing schoolwork and sleeping.

I've been single for over a month now! Yes, seriously. I was talking to a few people, but we never hung out because I was stupid and met on Tinder. BUT, I have since deleted my tinder. I am trying really hard to focus on school (as much as I can, atleast. Ram, this whole Dylan situation is kind of just there right now. I'm not going far with it until I can) because my old health teacher was about to rip my head off when I told her I haven't been doing anything.
I'm graduating my program on Thursday, and officially graduating highschool in August. It's exhausting.
I think that's really all you guys need to know, really..

That's funny, I have that with your recent ones

When we were in elementary school (more specifically second grade, i think?) I made friends with this boy. And thus, my dating habits started. ..No, not really.
I became.. Increasingly obsessed with this boy? One year, he was the only boy at my powerpuff girl themed birthday party, because his parents forced him to come. His father was my science teacher in sixth grade for a while, and he sent me to the office because I he asked me to take out my agenda book and I said "make me" and the note, I kid you not, said "Brittany wouldnt take out her agenda book. She said "make me" and it made me feel very bad."
And he has thus lost a ton of weight. 
Ram, are his parents even still together? I always see one or the other, not both. o.o

Anyway-
He's a really good photographer, and I asked him what camera he has and such. We're talking about photography now.

NO HE WILL NOT BE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 
Seriously.. He's hipster. I'm.. Socially weird.

So my brother has his own circle of friends that met over Lost Saga, and I play Dota/League with them regularly. One of them disappeared for a bit before telling us she was joining the marines as a translator.
 
Today is her birthday, and also the day she officially becomes a marine. That's really fucking cool.

I have discovered the wonders of hard cider.

[crossdressing intensifies]

​Is that supposed to be some sort of rhino-baymax hybrid?

OH MY GOD.

The house will be covered in snakes. And he's gonna scream about how he cant stand the motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking house.

OH MY GOD.

The house will be covered in snakes. And he's gonna scream about how he cant stand the motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking house.

OH MY GOD.

The house will be covered in snakes. And he's gonna scream about how he cant stand the motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking house.

OH MY GOD.

The house will be covered in snakes. And he's gonna scream about how he cant stand the motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking house.

I'm sure with enough lines and circles, I can connect the boston bombers to a mentally retarded giraffe.

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HAPPY DAY, BOYS.

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