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General DeGroot

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  1. hi friends give me a martial arts weapon to research and talk about

    hardmode: no guns

  2. hi friends give me a martial arts weapon to research and talk about

    hardmode: no guns

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      fucking trash-tier knife

       

      -inwards curving blade(e.g. harder to sharpen, requires special whetstone)

      -reverse grip attacks only

      -stupid-ass thumb-spinning techniques that probably end with you stabbing yourself directly in the median nerve

      -tiny fucking blade

      -only redeeming capability of an inwards curve(the ability to sneak past guards) is completely ruined by its tiny fucking blade size

       

      csgo made it too popular

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  3. hi friends give me a martial arts weapon to research and talk about

    hardmode: no guns

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      alright let me tell you all about this fuckin' knife lads

       

      the only reason you would ever want to use a bayonet on the end of a weapon is if you're in the 18th century and you can't be arsed to reload your musket so instead you go spearing

      so now one of its primary functions is fucking useless

      decent-looking knife though, better than trench knives at any rate

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