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General DeGroot

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  1. I got elbowed in the face yesterday

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Was it on purpose? Did you elbow the person in the everywhere after that?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      We were practicing a hook-punch counterattack that required a forearm-strike feint, and the guy was a little too close.

  2. I too am sexually attracted to a firearm

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    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >liking literal shit

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      >Liking a futuristic staple gun

  3. I'd fight EvilBrain if I could

  4. Literally just saw your question on my old AMA page

     

    Q: Favorite game mode besides sandbox?
    A: I never really played anything else save for a little bit of TTT, which was ok i guess
    Q: fond memories of gmod?
    A: Nah fam

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Thank god we finally tied up that loose end.

  5. Mortal kombat makes me want to aggressively punch someone in the face

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      as opposed to passively punching someone in the face?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Well I passively punch people all the time, it's called sparring

  6. My tv show will be a celebrity talk show where I fight people instead of talking, please fund it

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Too late, MTV is already resurrecting Celebrity Deathmatch, you missed your shot.

    2. General DeGroot
  7. non diis, non subditos!

     

  8. Override Code, Gamma 3 Delta Tango Cinnamon.

  9. Prodigal - Fuck that, nautical, 

    teaching bitches how to swim

  10. rip SPUF 

    database error'd to dead

  11. Rob Zombie's Dragula never fails to hype me up

  12. S T E A M   S A L E   H Y P E   B O Y S 

  13. shitposting is an art

  14. skeletor is an ok enemy

  15. So are ya Chinese or Japanese?

  16. So that's why he's called The Lost

     

    because you fucking lose the run no matter what

    1. Primal Phoenix

      Primal Phoenix

      The lost is super playable when you get holy shield

    2. Medic

      Medic

      You mean Holy Mantle. Fill the Greed machine in Greed mode, get the Holy Mantle and technically have infinite health as long as you only get hit once per room.

    3. Loose Cannon

      Loose Cannon

      I haven't unlocked the Lost yet. I just finished my marks on Isaac.

       

      Looking forward to the truly soul-crushing part of the game.

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  17. Spiders are your friends

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I am spiders friend's too

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      All spiders are my enemy and will be executed without trial.

  18. TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT SNOUT

  19. the dna of the soul

  20. THE MAINTENANCE ENGINEER IS BACK, ABANDON INTERNET

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