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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    There needs to be a triple A fighting game about the Bible. I'd pay money to whoop ass as Cain.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I main Ehud.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      http://store.steampowered.com/app/612930/Fight_of_Gods/

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I mean specifically the Bible though. Although that is cool.

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  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Time for the spooky headless horseman profile picture.

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Today I found: shitty Sanyo brand digital camera who's last picture was taken in 2007 and still has a full battery, installation disc for Internet Explorer 4.0, 2 copies of Braveheart on VHS, mysterious locked gator-skin briefcase who's key is almost definitely lost

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      sounds like the opening to a Tarantino movie

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Is this a camera you found in your house or just some random one on the street?

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Now you're obligated to make a found footage youtube channel.

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Twisted shoulder

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Kind of a lame band name tbh

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      fuckin rip dude i hope your shoulders aren't hypermobile

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I was really hoping it'd be a rhyming status update.

       

      "Twisted Shoulder, 

      thumb stuck in door,

      Now I've got a fever,

      and I don't want more."

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  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    TWO shirts for the price of THREE

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Watching the TF2 Sweden LAN and the building got evacuated because something caught fire and sounded the fire alarm: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyRacyLorisOptimizePrime

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      tfw you're gaming so hard, your computer spontaneously combusts

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Everyone's back in now, all-clear was given.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      We get a pyro update and now everything's on fire. Coincidence?!

  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    What's for dinner tonight? Romanticized alcoholism AGAIN? :eek2:

  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Why don't we fill mosquitoes with medicine so they can cure people?

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Cause they're already filled with AIDS blood.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Not enough obviously.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If I had the bubonic plague and I knew that a nearby mosquito had the cure, I would still swat it.

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