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  1. I can't shoot Max!

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      You crack me up little buddy.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They're mine, nachos!

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      max and ruby

      ruby and max

  2. Needed to write something down, grabbed an old unused notebook.  Open to random page.  Written in the margin is "DEATH IS THE ONLY WAY IN."  Except for a couple of notes I made in the beginning of the notebook the notebook is otherwise blank.  I don't remember writing this.

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      I haven't watched Death Note, but this sounds like a Death Note thing.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'm going to methodically start writing down the names of various spuffers while picturing your avatar.

       

      Let me know if you die.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      oh, oh, me first.

  3. Heard someone describe "Country Roads" as a "really Texan sort of song".

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      A lot of non-Americans think of America as California, New York, and Texas, so they probably just assumed West Virginia was merely a place in Texas along with the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River. And you gotta admit "Country Roads" sounds more like Texas than California or New York.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      John Denver was from Colorado at that.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      As someone from an Appalachian state, that offends me. We need to invade Texas.

  4. Why are we still here?

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      because I crave validation for my dumb jokes and cartoons

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Every night I can feel my lost account, my lost stars, even my lost rep.  The site I've lost, the fellow shitposters, it's like they're all still there.

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Wakata nya

  5. There's about the same amount of time between now and Half-Life's release as Half-Life's release and Space Invaders's release.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      A clip from the Simpsons was recommended to me yesterday. It was the Itchy and Scratchy land episode from Season 6 I think (might've been 7). There was a joke where Homer and Marge saw a 70s themed nightclub, and all I could think was how this 24-year old episode was making jokes about things that happened 24 years before it. Does anybody make 90s jokes now? I know they'll never make 00s jokes.

  6. Here's a challenge:

     

    Start a browser in private browsing, for a fresh history.

    Go to youtube without logging in.

    Repeatedly watch whatever video you want, then return to the front page, making note of the recommeneded videos.

    Your score is the number of videos required before Family Guy stops being recommended.

    Lower scores are better.

     

    Hard Mode: Get rid of late night talk shows, movie trailers, and sports shows too.

     

    Impossible Mode: Get rid of bullshit clickbait list videos.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Just to be fair I tried this myself, with the impossible challenge.  It's technically possible because the browser I use with months of history doesn't get any of those videos.  But I gave up on a fresh history after 160 videos.

       

      The interesting thing about it is that it feels like youtube is actively taunting you.  You'll get an almost perfect slate of recommendations, with one offending video (often the family guy asian drycleaner video, or the brian forced mating one).  Then you watch another video, come back to the main page, and nearly every single recommendation is stuff you'd get on a fresh browser, with nothing whatsoever related to what you've been watching.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Yeah my usual account will pass it all, but damn you have to go far before Youtube stops telling you Brain forced mating is something you want to see.

    4. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      On Edge, not logged in, with a search for "Ok Go I won't let you down" and watch of the first video, I went back to the home page and not a single Family Guy or Fortnite clip.

       

      However upon my next search (siivagunner, picked first clip) and returning to the home screen, Asian dry cleaner first in line. Unreal.

  7. When you're choosing a new show, find one that you like. You don't have to love it right away.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      that's a dead show

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Watch shows you like"

       

      Well yeah

    3. Silent

      Silent

      I binged petscop a couple of months ago and really enjoyed it. Hope we get a new video on the 25th

  8. I'm starting to think that VoiceOverPete is actually a virtual youtuber.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      imagine having your son as your manager

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Somehow every time I think I have him figured out there are ten more videos from two weeks ago with more information.

       

      Would not be surprised if he is a robot and his "son" is his inventor.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      He's just a boomer, you never know what those guys are up to.

  9. Finally save up enough to craft a second copy of a legendary.

    Find out it's been restricted to one per deck.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Sometimes, things just work out.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Unfortunately there is no other card which fits as nicely into my doggie aggro deck.

      The cost went from 6 to 7, which means it can't be played the same turn as phantom howl, which costs 4.  The other alternatives also cost 7, except for Babd Catha, but I already run a full suite of that.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Guess they really screwed the pooch then.

  10. The most useful ability that the internet has taught me is how to defocus my eyes at will.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Novice. I remember doing that in pre-k and telling my friends about it.

    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      You're both amateurs. I've been able to do that since birth with my bad eye.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I did it when I was a kid but my mom said I'd wreck my eyes doing that, and I certainly didn't want that! Instead I just stare at screens for 16 hours a day.

  11. Researching the early history of virtual youtubing is like descending into a fever dream.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The "people" making nightcore are sophisticated enough to assemble a community?! I assumed they were all just failed anime twitter bots

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      >Believing that music genres exist

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Yeah the nightcore community is weird from what little shit I've seen of it. It's like someone smashed a group of ravers and a group of weebs together and decides fuck it, let's see what happens.

       

      That being said I'd be lying if I said I didn't like some nightcore. The quality goes from "total fucking shit" to "pretty good" and it mostly depends on the original song. EDM will always take it a lot better than fucking New Divide.

  12. Friendly reminder to switch to SPUFOrange if you don't want to be eaten by skeletons.

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Nonsense, I'm going to recruit them into my undead army!

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      my gravestone's going to be a skeleton playing a sick guitar solo while he's on fire and there's nothing you can do to stop me

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      joke's on you I always ran SPUForange.

  13. Somehow I legitimately like almost every piece of sonic the hedgehog music.

     

    Except for reach for the stars.

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    2. hugthebed2
    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Does this apply to Sonic R?

       

      because it does to me.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sonic R, Sonic Rush, Sonic Forces, Sonic 2006, Sonic Shuffle, Tails's Adventure.

       

      ALL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MUSIC

       

      (Except Reach for the Stars)

       

      (Okay, and except Sonic Chronicles, but that music is so bad it's kind of charming)

  14. After weeks of listening to music from youtube mixes generated from various starting points and with varying browser history I have determined that all roads lead to Africa.

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Is this the new "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon?"

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sure.  Go to any song on youtube, click on recommended videos, and see how long it takes you to get back to Toto.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Friend of mine got from a random wikipedia article to the McDonalds article in less than a minute (meaning through only clicking other wikipedia links present in the article). Absolute mastermind.

  15. Jaydor did nothing wrong.

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      homerun contest

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I swear I last saw him like a few weeks ago but the site says he was last online 2 years ago. What the fuck, man.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      He recommended I watch a mediocre anime, very devious sin

  16. If I ever get a time machine all I'm going to do is go back to the late nineties and make predictions of the future during online deathmatches.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      you mean you won't be a key part of The Simpsons' animation team?

  17. I really want to find that 9/11 thread, but the sad truth is that it was probably deleted and thus could not be archived.

    1. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Must have been an inside job.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      jet fuel can't melt steam threads.

  18. The snes classic looks adorable sitting on the snes.

    1. FreshHalibut
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Don't talk to me or my son ever again

  19. In the future Agarest will be studied by philosophers as the platonic form of kusoge.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What would Plato think about kusoge anyway

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Probably would hate kusoge as a distraction from pure philosophical activities.

       

      He'd like visual novels though.

  20. Why would anyone read comics or watch TV shows when you can just read the books.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What if the book is an adaption of the comic book?

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can literally only think of one time that that's happened.

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Comics for geeks.

      Books for nerds.

      TV for slouchers.

       

      Scroll master race.

  21. I need to go deliver a bunch of documents to an office on the third floor of a building which only has two floors.

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      You've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy. I suggest you go off the grid for a while.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You need 70 stars to unlock it.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I hate to end the speculation but it turned out that the culprit was that the company directory once again had inaccurate information.  The office number was correct, it was just in another building.

       

      I had a suspicion it was something like that, seeing as how my department as listed in the directory only contains one person who actually still works here.

  22. I'm Gyokuyoutama, mighty pirate, and I mean to kill you all!

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    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You fight like a dairy farmer!

    3. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Have at thee, rapscallion!

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      @FreshHalibut You must be thinking of someone else. I am not a farmer.

  23. I have to learn Polish so that I can stay up to date with the Heroes 3 modding community.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least the mods'll be quite polished.

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      And I thought that was russians that were still pushing HoMM 3.

      Whatever, post whatever you need and I will help you out as long as it actually is polish.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's what I thought too.  If I recall correctly Wake of Gods was made by Russians, and the actual Heroes V + were made by Russians, as were the new King's Bounty games.


      But recently on a whim I started looking around to see if mods had progressed and found that there were a whole hell of a lot of them, and that like 75% of the discussion is in Polish.  (10% is still in Russian, 10% in English and the remaining 5% is a mixture of other Eastern European languages).

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