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  1. Expresate

    take off your pants and panties, shit on the floor

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      what if she doesnt wear any pantsu

  2. Expresate

    No, Siegmeyer, you didn't fail me. You never failed me. ;-;

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Siggy is incapable of doing anything on his own

  3. Expresate

    So many PC connections. FUCK YOU S/PDIF. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      have you tried installing gentoo

  4. Expresate

    Happy Fallout Day!

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Let's all celebrate a standard unit of measurement

  5. Expresate

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    1. Simon

      Simon

      bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

  6. Expresate

    Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a grill?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Razputin.

  7. Expresate

    What do you eat at 4 AM? I eat Chili from Tim Hortons #MooseToques

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It probably has beans in it.

  8. Expresate

    subSPUF, stop playing with my emotions

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      but expresan we love you ;_;

  9. Expresate

    dankingbaby.gif

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2hrAMX4yF

  10. Expresate

    happy pi day motherfuckers

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      My math class celebrated it on Thursday. It was more convenient, since KFC has pot pies on special on Thursdays.

  11. Expresate

    Prequel Upd8

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      3 updates down

  12. Expresate

    Content! Yay!

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      no content shit game

  13. Expresate

    General Shitpost

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Certified Bad Micspam

  14. Expresate

    I have a frickin' bottle of whiskey in my fridge, and every time I'm reminded of the fac- PASS THE WHISKEY

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      pass me the whiskey i have a colt walker i can hold the chest and everyone can have walkers or sharps rifles or whatever the fuck you want

  15. Expresate

    I have finally found Esteban Winsmore. I feel like the prodigal son.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Who?

  16. Expresate

    IPv4 subnetting is the work of Satan.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >he doesn't like subnetting

      >he isn't disregarding base10 and instantly converting numbers in his head to base2

      23c4edae08.gif

  17. Expresate

    Bitches don't know about my multi-area OSPF.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      they probably don't even know the types of LSAs

  18. Expresate

    Get a load of these nerds

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

  19. Expresate

    "I've got a gig in Vegas."

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Hey, me too!

  20. Expresate

    Prequel Updoot

  21. Expresate

    When I grow up, I want to be a caterpillar.

  22. Expresate
    https://www.humblebundle.com/store Tropico 3 free for the next half hour. Get it, nerds.
  23. Expresate

    [butts]

  24. Expresate
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTK9US8bbOo
  25. Expresate
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPxLjFjua8
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