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  1. tam

    TF2 general

    tam replied to Razputin's topic in Team Fortress 2.5

    yay new toys
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    tam

    my name is lying i'll probs be home tomorrow and not the 9th

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Stamda means "I'll be home on the ninth."

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      What does Stamdas mean?

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      it means penis

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    Dreams

    tam replied to tam's topic in General Discussion

    can you remember that part more clearly for me pls
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    Game Deals Announcement Thread

    tam replied to Stackbabbin' Bumscags's topic in Digital Gaming

    sweet added it to my library will play when i get home
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    The Reaction Pictures Thread

    tam replied to Guy923's topic in General Discussion

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    tam

    the ocean city boardwalk manages to stuff about sixty hot topic ripoffs onto its three mile length and it's truly incredible

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      A veritable jewel of the sea.

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    tam

    why is two ounces of dippin dots $3.50 and why do i keep buying them

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      because dippin dots

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I dunno.

      Dippin' Dots is literally just the world's shittiest ice cream left in a freezer so long it becomes freezer burnt, and then covered in chocolate.

      "Ice cream of the future" MY ASS.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I think it's because you are criminally insane.

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    Dreams

    tam replied to tam's topic in General Discussion

    Maybe you would turn into a microwave. what would a microwave need women's jeans for a lesser stretch would be a horse/bird girl with food heating powers
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    Dreams

    tam replied to tam's topic in General Discussion

    had a pretty weird dream last night; it was rather long but near the end was what i remember the most i was at a school and i got dismissed from a class a few minutes before noon, when the rest of the class got out, like it was normal for me to; i remember thinking in my dream that i was gonna turn into a girl at noon and it was a daily occurance, so i went to my locker to get a pair of women's jeans and go to the bathroom to change when it happened i couldn't remember my locker combination and i kept frantically glancing at the clock on the wall; after a little bit i starting panicking and took off my shoes, like if i transformed right then it'd wreck my shoes, like my female form had hooves or talons and wasn't even human i woke up before it happened
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    Did somebody call Whine One One?

    tam replied to Whaambulance's topic in New Users and Introductions

    welcello thereutations
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    The Reaction Pictures Thread

    tam replied to Guy923's topic in General Discussion

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    tam

    i am stamda destroyer of full bags of junkfood in one sitting goddamnit

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      I do that, too. "Oh, I should get two bags. That'll last me longer." LOLNOPE.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i am firebug destroyer of full trucks of junkfood in one sitting goddamnit

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I am wity nam destroyer of a reasonable portion of junkfood per unit of time

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    tam

    gon make cantaloupe smoothie wish me luck

    1. tam

      tam

      is good, refreshingly cantaloupey

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      banned

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      absolutely disgusting think of the children

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    Smache Brothers

    tam replied to Batty Batterson's topic in Digital Gaming

    dude the n64 logo as a playable character would be boss
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    tam replied to Doopliss2008's topic in Digital Gaming

    i was just sitting here on my ipad when i suddenly remembered this game god damn those are vivid memories dispite not playing it for like ten years i never got past the acid planet/where you unlock the spider transformation
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    tam

    my dad got a convertible cherry red 2010 corvette with tan interior

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      if you can't Dodge it, Ram it

      and also i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      You're in luck Corv, they took the Ram

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Corvettes are good cars, but a bit needlessly complex.

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    tam

    which one of you fellers is the real dirty dan

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I am Spartacus

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I am the real slimy shady

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      That one guy over there named Dan, duh.

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    tam

    graduated from high school, woo

    1. Paero

      Paero

      that's probably beneficial to you life's prospects. congratulations I guess

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      congrats

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      yay!

  22. tam
    sorry for doublepost but this is dangerous Ted, Spacegun Expert: stamda TheScrubWhoPoopsWithHisButt: can i test your reaction to something before i post it Ted, Spacegun Expert: uh Ted, Spacegun Expert: sure Ted, Spacegun Expert: go right ahead TheScrubWhoPoopsWithHisButt: -snip- Ted, Spacegun Expert: what the actual fuck is this TheScrubWhoPoopsWithHisButt: magic Ted, Spacegun Expert: there is absolutely every reason to post this right now i am not sorry
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    tam

    i can't take the phrase "soft rock" seriously because i think of talc which is this crumbly bullshit and it's funny to me

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this is why heavy metal is better

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Pb! Hg! Os!

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      <insert alkali metals here>

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    tam

    banjo, mountain dew, german exchange student, history class, tomorrow, fuck yeah

    1. Skye

      Skye

      Sounds like a "hella dunkin'" time. Or a good time. Hope it's either of those, mate.

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