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  1. Simon

    "Oops, my hand slipped."

    "But you drop-kicked me!"

    Bravely Second game of the decade.

  2. Simon

    r/PanicCiti is the best worst thing I've ever created.

  3. Simon

    I need a caption for my new avatar, any ideas?

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      HOly FUckinG ShiT MAN FUCK YOU

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Not Wade Davis.

    3. Simon

      Simon

      Procession, what?

       

      Jordax that is cruel and/or unusual to me, so no.

  4. Simon

    MIKE PIAZZA HALL OF FAME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. Simon

    Samsung galaxy tablet get

  6. Simon

    YEET YEET

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Baby shark.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      neet neet

      CPyFO2PWEAANvS2.thumb.png.cee4331f3b1883

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      nanoo nanoo

  7. Simon

    I have the backaches of a man twice my age.

  8. Simon

    THE METS HAVE CLINCHED THE NL EAST

     

    PLAYOFFS, BITCHES

  9. Simon

    Damn. RIP Yogi Berra.

    1. Cretler

      Cretler

      Ranger Smith finally got him

  10. Simon

    Holy shit, the Mets have completely forgotten how to lose baseball games. I love it.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      I hate the Mets as much as the next guy, but I gotta say-that win today was impressive.

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Meanwhile, the Dutch NT has completely forgotten how to play football.

      Even my local Eredivisie club plays way better football than them now.

  11. Simon

     

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      37974616_p0.thumb.png.5bac74a4df43072451

  12. Simon

    LOL WASHINGTON NATIONALS

  13. Simon

    Amazon Prime Day is my new favorite fuckup

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Because DashCon never happened

      Also #GyokuGate

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      number of 55 gallon lube drums at dashcon: zero

      number of 55 gallon lube drums at amazon prime day: plenty

  14. Simon

     

     

  15. Simon


    org borg borg borg borg

    1. Just a Gigolo

      Just a Gigolo

       

      :pinkiegasm:

  16. Simon

    http://www.theonion.com/article/eons-of-darwinian-evolution-somehow-produce-mitch-17635

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Your nerd science cannot explain me!

  17. Simon

    https://vine.co/v/eMb1rwHp7qL

  18. Simon

    lolfifa

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      America saves Europe from tyrants once again. Incredible. 

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      lolfifa -> lolita

      pls

  19. Simon


    you are like some whole new tier of shitposter

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      damn, bullied.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      honestly i'm more impressed than anything

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      no i wouldnt say that. i cant even be compared to someone like chesse20 or firebug. those guys are the ones i would say are the greats

  20. Simon

    Majora 3D get. Let's do this thing.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      good game

  21. Simon

    jesus christ brain what are you doing

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      you stop that right now

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      hmmoL.png

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      enjoy.png

  22. Simon

     

    METS WIN FIVE IN A ROW
    CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want to get off Metster Bones' Wild Ride.

  23. Simon

     

  24. Simon

    Baseball is BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

  25. Simon
    http://anohito.tw/poi/
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