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  1. Simon

    the game

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      swaggity swig my dick isn't big

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      has changed

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      or has it

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  2. Simon
    http://needsmorejpeg.com/ I never knew we needed thos.
    1. Simon

      Simon

      *THIS

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Oh god this is beautiful

  3. Simon
    http://i.imgur.com/1gI3tYs.jpg oh good lord
    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yes

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Not sure if stealth parody or sincere

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      11/10

  4. Simon

    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    1. tsc

      tsc

      Should we prosecute Huff?

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Should we give Huff a medal?

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Should we give him oral sex? (Answer:yes)

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  5. Simon

    Show me someone not from Florida who claims to be happy about Miami lolstomping their way through the NBA playoffs, and I'll show you someone I'm about to stab in the eye socket.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Dammit Witty now you've got me thinking about The Lego Movie

      "Gooooooo sports team!"

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      DIGITAL SPORTS

    3. Simon

      Simon

      Miami Heat, AKA "Fuck You LeBron James"

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  6. Simon
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWN2PdoHzRI
    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Wow

  7. Simon

    Last final went, uh... it went. That's what it did. One year to go.

  8. Simon

    Pun of the day: exercising a ghost

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      but really though you should feed your ghost generously, they're already thin as air

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Do they have actoplasm?

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      This is damaging to my spirit.

  9. Simon

    Alright, time to buckle down and study for this last fina- *lawnmower right the hell outside window* Ah.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Try using explosives

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Try using earmuffs.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      try sticking muffins in your ears and periodically picking at them for a snack

  10. Simon

    LAST PAPER DONE, BOOYEAH

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      2 words over word limit

  11. Simon

    crystallized ginger is my new favorite thing

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Dude yes, crystallized ginger is AMAZING.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      sounds like some new drug

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I am in no way responsible for this

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  12. Simon

    i really need to finish this essay

  13. Simon

    fun but entirely pointless mac trick: hold shift while clicking the minimize button

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ssssssslooooooooooooooooooooooowwww moooooooooooooooootiooooooooooooon

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      fun but essentially pointless trick: macs

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

  14. Simon

    i have profoundly unhealthy eating habits; i'm going to force myself to eat nothing but bread, rice, and salad for the next week

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Add beans for protein.

  15. Simon
    http://imgur.com/gallery/sE4CS75
  16. Simon
    http://i.imgur.com/QbJs7cV.gif
    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      You've got an eye for quality gifs.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i need a drink

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Reminds me of Feed the Head.

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  17. Simon

    MAH LAPTOP IS BAAAAAACK

  18. Simon

    questionable content used "meatspace" as a term for irl. I'm tempted to adopt this.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      MEATSPACE 8)

    2. Medic

      Medic

      That's quite an old term. Haven't heard it in years.

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Yeah, thats from the 80s or something. Its in my cyberpunk book I'm reading rn

  19. Simon
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0QayL5pG_0 hnnnng
  20. Simon

    I love how bigspuf is just in this endless loop of fallacy-riddled arguments

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      SPUF will be SPUF

      You just have to deal with it and ignore those threads

      Or you could just not go there, I'm considering that TBH

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH? -Senator Armstrong

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      bigSpuf is utter crap nowadays. Too many shitelords who think they are above everyone else just because they got called up for a Highlander/6v6 match once. That, and I am honestly surprised how many post some shitposters have. Seems that the mods only rule is to not allow any fun threads, only endless bickering over nothing.

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  21. Simon

    well, thanks to laptop repair, I won't be on actual Steam for up to a month.

  22. Simon
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWtIrxTxBcs
  23. Simon

    Boy I just love being on the phone with tech support all day. It's not like the weather is wonderful outside for the first time since October.

  24. Simon

    Summer job confirmed YEEHAH

  25. Simon

    steam.jpg

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      IT KEEPS HAPPENING

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      do you mean this

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