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Jordax

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  1. professors in neurobiology who can't spell mesencephalon

  2. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  3. Contemplating installing the New Vegas mods that let you turn people into weapons and clothing and food, and one that lets you remove and eat uteruses. What say you?

  4. Do you like girly clothes? Feel like a woman trapped in a man's body? Try new Shlong-B-gone and see all your problems shrivel up and fall off

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      But I don't want my tiny gentleman to fall off and crawl away.

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  5. http://i.imgur.com/zB7Xs6j.jpg http://i.imgur.com/C6BWE9J.jpg Cosplay done! Need to work on the hair styling and get a white bandage, though.
  6. I vote we stuff dirt in Jordax's socks.

  7. I vote we stuff dirt in Jordax's socks.

  8. Good news, I drove around the block without killing anyone

  9. that horrendous feeling of not being able to experience something great for the first time again

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I called it that it was Ghost Trick.

      It was so fucking good, and I wish I could forget it so I can be amazed by those twists ever again.

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  10. Let's all give hugs to each other! *hugs*

  11. "Note that there is a maximum margin of 10% to the word limit. So, the total amount of words should be between 1350 and 1650 words. More or less is not allowed." What is this fuckery am I back in high school?

  12. do not eat strawberry jelly that has been in the fridge for eight months the use by date is meaningless

  13. Confession time: I really like using the word "literally" wrong

  14. if SPUF/subSPUF were to have a big get-together somewhere what would it look like

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Oh. Forgot it will be probably over the pond then.

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  15. if SPUF/subSPUF were to have a big get-together somewhere what would it look like

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      SPUF would be minecon 2.0, but with more internet tough guys who are actually underage.

      subSPUF however might be salvageable

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  16. You will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside. Fuck this cruel world.

  17. Goddamnit, I just noticed Wulff has one more rep than me with 1/4th of the posts. Gotta find an expert on rep-farming.

  18. Goddamnit, I just noticed Wulff has one more rep than me with 1/4th of the posts. Gotta find an expert on rep-farming.

  19. Just Cause 2 has some of the worst missions I've ever had the non-pleasure of playing.

  20. Just Cause 2 has some of the worst missions I've ever had the non-pleasure of playing.

  21. STOP GOING IN 1V5 YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

  22. I love how bigspuf is just in this endless loop of fallacy-riddled arguments

  23. Doug Walker seems to be going full SJW, going so far to support Anita Sarkeesian.

  24. Of all the times to not check SPUF, I don't check it when noggon comes on and shitposts. GG NO RE

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