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let's get him a prize.I suggest training wheels :troll:

Freak bicycle accident. Chain caught my right leg and ripped off the whole lower inner leg skin. It was a disgusting flap of meat just hanging from my leg. It's healed completely now, though. Just a scar that could pass for a minor bruise.

It'll probably get attacked by Cybermen.:pinkiegasm:

HOOVY STORY OF EXCITEHeavpy wepons man was in dustybowl eating sandwiches spy came up to Heovy and said "I WILL BACKSTAB YOUR" and went to go backstab teh HeavyHeavy was got scares and fires sevendy trillion bulots at teh spi the Spy died"MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC" said the Hoovy"heavy" said medic who heals Heavy very fatsly to bild uber "im full charge""ACTSCHIVAET THE CARGE" excited the Heavy and then they blowed teh enemez to smitheroonshHOover the enemy pyro siad"no" and areblusted the hebby and medk to away and the heavy sadded"I cannot advance any further towards the vicinity we have been required to breach, and henceforth I will mourn the loss of our corporation until the end of time itself."the smart mashine sopped working and the haevy punch the pyro in the testiculars and ran onto the pont"WE ONE THE GAY" happyed the heavy manMecid was hape to but he deid of something the end