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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Johnny Bravo was behind 9/11. :pinkiegasm:

One time there was this mercenary named the Heavy. He wasn't very smart, but his minigun was very overpowered. He was walking to the spawn when a Scout was found in the base eating his Sandvich. Heavy did not like this, so he tried to kill his own team member. This made the Administrator very mad. She pressed a button that turned the Heavy into a Sandvich. Scout ate the Sandvich an turned into a hybrid of the Scout and the Heavy. And then he exploded. And the Administrator exploded. And then I finished writing this wonderful fanfic. It is good.

Yuck. It looks like a cross between a hair dryer and 343 Guilty Spark. That was stuck on top of an upside-down lamppost. At an awkward angle.Here's what i'd like to know: why are Apple's earphones always white? Don't they know that it makes all the ear wax even more visible?

Oh sorry, want me to crack a taxonomic textbook, crawl around in my garage and attic and list the other 50 ♥♥♥♥ing species in my goddamned house, instead of naming the one that I know exists and that would have the largest effect on me? AHAHAHA, do you live in the farmlands where they spray 5 tons of pesticide each month? That's the only way you won't have any bugs.

i hate you guys because of this thread i've been stuck on wikipedia soaking up info on ladybugs/cricketswhen a guy cricket finishes sex, it sings a victory song.