There was only one creature powerful and fast enough to travel such a long distance in such a short amount of time, and Caine knew what to do. Without hesitation, he pulled down his pants, squatted down in the sand, and slapped his hairless flabby ballsack on the floor while yelling about female equality: as you obviously know, this is the mating cry of the rape yeti.
In a matter of minutes, Caine could see a dustcloud at the horizon: without a doubt, it was a rape yeti closing in on its prey. When it came closer, Caine could see it was a fine specimen; 6 meters tall, heavily muscled, and an erection that would make even Graham Norton reconsider. Caine had to overpower it, but could obviously not use his sword as it would have killed the rape yeti.
How will Micheal Caine battle the rape yeti, without killing it?