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They should totally hire Morgan Freeman as Gordon Freeman Eli.

RCT2 was better.

The engineers quickly get to work on "The Best" and begin testing after construction is completed.

Do the Atomic Pelvic Thrust. Goes up, goes down, shoots off a ramp at the end and explodes.

you guys need to realize how perfect a statement this is

It seems I'm nearing the end of the cave, or so my adventurer instincts tell me. I feel like I've done this before. Several times, in fact. Anyway there's a wall with writing on it HOLY SHIT WHAT'S HAPPENING THOSE WORDS PENETRATED ME IN WAYS I COULD NOT IMAGINE. AND NOW THIS. Oh it's just another zambie OW DID ITS SHOUT JUST HURT ME? OW. MURDER IT. Zambie status: murdered Health status: low Stone tablet (?) status: gotten Turns out my instinct/deja vu was correct, because I was out of the place already. Anyway, time to go back to Riverwood and sell all my shit. Cool. Wait, doesn't this mean I can get... YES. IT IS MINE. ALLLLLL MIIIIIINE. AHAHAHAHA. Well, with all that taken care of, I need to rest a while. I'll continue my adventures again soon enough.