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CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have entered a valid GAME CODE and unlocked exciting secrets! Stamda went home after a few hours of walking around with his date. Upon his return, Stamdad congratulated him with a slap on the back and a night of stories and drinks. Skye and Stamda went steady until the end of the year, at which point they had a clean breakup so they could go to college separately. Stamda is still a bachelor, but Skye got married to some chick with a flowery name. They keep in touch. Hertz spent the night in the Cinnabon's bathroom, which slowly filled with confetti. When the door was open in the morning, he had nearly suffocated from the sheer volume of paper filling the room. He avoided Nerfed for the rest of the year, and then entered management for the Cinnabon company. He is slowly but surely climbing the ranks. Silent, Nitzan, Rammite, and Binary all had a great game of DnD. Silent played a troll warlord with a fondness for ice skating, Nitz an Ork with a propensity for drink, Rammite a human versed in the ways of the luchador, and Binary created a dwarf who liked to stomp on things. They died four times before finally having a grand campaign. All eventually went on to teach at SPUF High. Silent teaches computer classes, Nitz teaches Japanese and Danish, Rammite is the Vice Principle, and Binary is the Gym teacher. The Commander drunkenly stumbled away from the party, never to be seen again. People swear that Leonardo DeCaprio looks a lot like him, though. Idiot Cube and Jenny got married, but sadly, discovered after ten years of living together that they could not have children. They instead adopted several disabled kids from the New Users Forum. Cube became a professional cartoonist while Jenny went into ecology. Guy and Raison sped away from the school and got some tacos. They then went to a bar, played pool, and talked about shit. They stayed friends well after college, setting up a small construction company together in southern California. No one cared about Hellfire. Idiot Cube, Corvette, Jenny, and Rynjin all went back to Cube's place to relax. Rynjin managed to stop throwing up long enough to get utterly rekt in a few matches of Brawl. Nerfed became presedent of the NRA and legally married a Scattergun. Nine months later she had two twin shotguns. Confused Cactus and DualJay were never going to last. The next day, Cactus skipped school and ran away from home. DualJay entered a stage of depression and later became a high-priced Psychic. Corvette went on to SPUF-West-Point and became an officer quickly. He later became a General in the SPUF army. Magikus left college to travel to Japan, getting a job at Nintendo. He's the one responsible for Charles the Biker. Witty got a job in TV as a producer to the sequel to the Tim and Eric show. He met a guy named Scamp on the set and became fast friends with him. Ico took over the world in the year 2104. Luckily he was a benign ruler. War became a thing of the past, there were mini-wieners enough for everyone, and disease was eradicated. The only thing he forced was a universal typing color. Moby and Huff opened a bowling alley in the same little town of their high school. Huff married Nitz, much to Moby's chagrin, and Doopliss got a job as a maid for the bowling alley. The DJs went on to direct the town's radio station until their retirement. The Irish Demopan and Jordax stayed together after high school and got married, keeping a happy marriage up until their deathbeds. They ♥♥♥♥ed a lot. Bernkastel became a spokesman for Dove soap. I don't know why, geez, maybe some people just do normal things. and that's all except for one boy Comeau the sophomore was alone after the dance. Magikus had skedaddled quickly, and none of his friends had stayed for the afterparty. Comeau sighed and finished off his punch, a replacement batch brought in after the spiking. "Some night, eh?" came a voice from behind him. Shocked, the boy turned around to see a man in a cloak and Blighted beak standing behind him, looking at him. The man kneeled down to Comeau's level. "Hey, it's ok. You have two more years to get it right, and after that, all of college, and after that, your whole life. It was me who orchestrated the night, from the lights, to the boy getting the girl, to the drink and to the gender reveal of that one.. er, student," the man smiled and looked at the shocked Comeau. "But I did forget to make plans for one guy- you. To make it up for you, I want you to take my position. You'll be the guardian of the young people of SPUF, your mission to make their nights memorable. Take this, it's yours now." The man took off his Blighted Beak and placed it on Comeau's head. After a moment, he added a Team Captain and Archimedes to the ensemble. Comeau lifted his eyes to see the face of his benefactor and soon-to-be mentor. "..." "Slacks?" Fin 2

Name: Napkin Dust/Admiral Napkin Position: Devourer of Tables, an Admiral with no ship Known for: [*]Occasionally fooling around with Turntable FM [*]Playing Guild Wars 2 [*]Never being on Steam Links: Nope.

Name: Raison d'être / Puff Position: Reverse cowgirl Known for: [*]Existing [*]Being mysterious [*]Being in a state of perpetual anger Links: [*]I don't even know you.