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​One of our running gags - blame Ikea Boy (also known as DurDen) for everything. No, I don't get it either. ​Way back in the day, when the SPUF Highlander team was a thing, Ikea Boy was a member. Every time we lost it was 100% totally his fault. Even when he didn't play. And now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Which Ikea Boy made us lose. God dammit Ikea Boy.

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except for you europoors.

Had a two part dream. In the first I was the main guitar player in a band. Of course, I have no idea how to play it, so it went pretty much like that Jimmy Neutron episode about the instruments that played stuff for you. In the second part, I was a wizard. I was in some kind of circus/fair, and there was a bunch of people looking at a magic tree. The tree had different kinds of apples, with different kinds of effects but only people that learned about magic could see it. Then I said these apples werent nearly as impreesive as the golden apples. I decided to go and get some, so I drew a door on the wall, put some sigils on it and did some chant and the drawing became a real door. It opened and revealed a flooded cave with a small island in the middle with the golden apple tree on it. As me and some guys that followed me got near, we got attacked by some giant Naga women, but it turns out I already knew they were the guardians of the tree and they recognized me and let me go. I talked with them and they told me that the Nagas were in war with the Merfolk, so I decided to help them by trying to talk with King Neptune. I used my powers to turn into a merman, and me and the Naga leader of the guardians left to meet the King, while the other Nagas stood in the island to protect the tree and have some fun with the guys that followed me (RIP). I woke up as I submerged.

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