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Are you an aspiring dragon?

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All right, so here's a first for me: A continuation of a dream I had a few months ago. I didn't remember it until now, but the original dream: Apparently I'm some destined child who's like Conan and Hercules have been rolled into one, and I'm supposed to find this Cup. it doesn't have a special name, it's just The Cup, but it's apparently super world savingly important. So in the first one I'm a kid, and my mom tells me all about this destiny in our house that, near as I can tell, is built under some rocky overhang in either a river or swamp. The floors are dirt, and a weird quirk is that the floor of the kitchen is like 3 foot deep mud so I almost drown once and my mom's like "That's what you get for trying to bother me in the kitchen". So yeah, I learn to swim and every day I'm out in the swamp/river/whatever going diving in the hopes of randomly finding The Cup, but I'm super disappointed because I can never find it, and I'm not allowed to leave the area around the house. Also everyone has weird names. My mom is "Orovolva Did You know Your Spring is Running Away?". I have no idea what my name is, so it's probably just my name. Then in the middle of a scene, I got woken up. So now in this dream I'm an adult, but I'm the same person. Kinda muscly but not super ridiculously so. After I get back from my morning swim I'm attacked by some douchebag in a canoe, and we rolI around on my deck for a while before I take his own dagger and slice his throat with it. Semi-important detail: I can now, apparently, walk on top of the mud in the kitchen, only sinking if I stop moving, to which I seem really pissed off when I do sink while I'm telling my mom about the guy who attacked me. She takes this as a sign that I should, and she'll make a special dinner tonight in celebration f my going out into the world for the first time. I'm ecstatic. I get attacked by the guy's brother after going back outside, because REVENGE! even after I explain the brother attacked me. He doesn't care. He charges at me, and I slash his throat with his brother's knife (continuity!). So we flash over to my mom cooking curry, which I find odd because my mom fucking hates curry (IRL, it was at this point I was starting to wake up, so it was kind of a lucid dream at this point). Like, it's her least favorite food related thing ever. Anywho. She's making curry, and she's happy that it turned out well, besides the fact that some of the pieces of ham are a bit burnt (it was called currry in the dream, and it looked curry-esque, but it was ham, chicken, and roast beef with the sauce on it...iunno) and she tells me to go for a jog or something for a while while she gets everything on the table. My character leaves the room, and the viewpoint stays with my mom, who was apparently known in her youth as "Orovolva the Snav" which the subtitles helpfully translated as "Bloody Knife" and then the room goes dark, and some creepy guy starts talking to her, and I can't remember the words. There's a short tussle, none of which I see...and the dream ends. I have no clue who won that fight beyond a vague impression of disappointment that blood was going to get all over the curry she worked so hard on.