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Could videogames be letting loose tiny Hitlers by killing polar bear cubs? "Not 100% impossible", says theoretical scientist

The Acceptable: Barret Kimber Remington (Remington Steel!) Wesson Archer Bow (Everyone is gonna just think it's Bo, like Bo Duke) Durga Daemon (Because let's face it...everyone's gonna mistake it for Dameon) The Maybe Okay: Trigger (been a nickname for a while) Beretta Benelli Browning Ruger Bowman (Fairly common LAST name at least) Odin Thor Perseus Rowdy (Ditto Trigger) The Not Okay: Caliber Magnum Pistol Shooter Blade Mace Saber Saw Cross Rukus Mars Shiva Titan Valkyrie The WTF: Arson Chaos Danger (Acceptable if middle name) Harsh Jihad Mayhem Lucifer

No, not really. I agreed with him on one thing: Not EVERY game needs an in-depth story like an RPG does. But every game doesn't already so his entire video is pointless. Plenty of video games have either no plot or an "excuse plot" like Super Mario Bros. has. Could some games afford to cut the story? For sure. I'm surprised the Call of Duty developers even bother to put a story mode in any more because the only thing people play is the multiplayer segment anyway. Same with his example of Tetris. Does that mean story in games is an inherently bad thing? Fuck no. And he completely lost me when he started talking shit about the "random babble" of The Last of Us because that was one of the best parts of that game. The whole point of it was getting you invested in the characters and what they were doing. And it succeeded, unless you were determined to be a bitchy nitpicker the whole way through like apparently he was. Plus the irony of someone saying "get over yourself" to game devs is hilarious coming from someone who says "Guess what? I'm gonna skip your game!" as if that's supposed to mean something coming from a random Youtuber nobody has ever heard of.

Sometimes I want to be an important part of a fantasy world. Other times I just want to blow shit up without a care in the world. There are games that fill both of these needs. In any case, this guy doesn't like pepperoni and that makes all of his opinions invalid.

Got myself something for my new room. Hoxy watches me sleep.

Holy shit I just had a spooky fucking nightmare. In it, my family had all moved into the same house for some reason. It was a pretty big one, lots of different rooms and shit. Anyway, at one point, my mom and I wake up one night to hear something happening in the kitchen so we head over there. As soon as we both make it to the far side of the room, the floor tiles on the opposite end burst up and a stream of lava blocks us from leaving. This gradually happens to each set of tiles as the streams move closer to us and we freak the fuck out. Our last action is to try to shimmy onto the fridge and counters to avoid the lava but as soon as we know it, we wake up in our beds. So we head back over to the kitchen and everything's ok, but there's a small cabinet placed in the wall that has a little diorama set into it. So we're kinda freaked out but we agree to go about our daily lives and dismiss it as a delusion. So eventually it happens again. And again and again. At this point I'm getting really paranoid and have a suspicion that my grandmother is behind it for some reason I forget. I confront her about it and he vehemently denies any knowledge of the anomaly but doesn't get scared of or angry with me, which further bolsters my suspicion. In addition, the next time it happens, I wake up and my room has been moved to one of the worst rooms in the house. After asking, it apparently always has been in there so I get really freaked out that I'm being gaslighted hardcore and start yelling at and shaking my grandma and then I wake up. There were also parts where I was snowed in on a military storage base and one where I was waiting in a church with a bunch of other people who were nagging me to play Bioshock Infinite.

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