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Alright last night was weird af, so please bear with me. In my dream I was back at my old Gymnasium (Which is the high school equivelant in Denmark), but it had been super modernized. I recognized the basic layout of the various buildings, but the exteriors and interiors were totally foreign to me. Looked like something out of a fucking sci-fi film. Minimalistic design, lots of fountains, sliding tubes instead of stairs and tons of windows. In this dream, I was pretty much aware that something was wrong. I don't think I ever realized that I was dreaming per se, but I definitely knew that I was long past high school and wasn't supposed to be there. Now this is where it gets weird. In this dream I had to visit the bathroom really badly and I was running around the place looking for a toilet, but I couldn't for the life of me find one. Eventually I pulled a random student over and asked them where the toilet was and he told me that with the renovation and redesign of the school, they had decided to remove toilets. Turns out that there was a new government reform which stated that toilets breaks were eating up way too much learning time, so all students just wore diapers permanently now. I remember being weirded out even in the dream by that, I had this weird sinking feeling my gut. I then decided to sneak into the teacher's lounge, because I figured that they would have a toilet for teachers at least. When I got to the teacher's lounge, I bumped into my psychology class teacher (Which is weird, because I never took psychology at any level in high school) who wanted to speak to me. She sat me down by a table and started talking about how she appreciated my "free spirit" in the sense that I had been skipping her classes for months, but that enough was enough and that she would prove to me her worth as a teacher. She motioned for me to follow her once again and she led me to her own personal little office space and booted up her PC. She then proceeded to launch a Pokémon game on her computer and stroked the screen as she waited for her save to load. She then showed me her Pokémon team and that's around the time I woke up.

new trailer, somehow totally passed by me at first that fight coreography is pretty god damn sweet and I can't believe Mondatta is fucking DEAD

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I had two fucked up dreams last night. In the first one a space robot came to Earth and started massacring people non-stop. Mankind tried everything to stop it but no matter what they bombarded it with it didn't even faze the robot. So seeing as the robot was only the size of a normal human and it killed every person by hand (no guns or whatever) peopje just decided to live with it and life returned to normal while everyone watched the news in the evening to hear what unfortunate city the robot was currently genociding. Eventually another robot came down to scold the robot like it was a little child and then sucked it up in a syringe and fly off which is where the dream ended That sounds pretty gruesome but the entire dream had a really cartoony aestetic (the killer robot looked a lot like Bender) so it was just weird. The other dream I had however was one of the worst nightmares I've had in a long time It started off at some party where I was with two friends of mine and it was really dull. So we walked outside (where it was suddenly the middle of the day) and just walked around in this desolate little town for a bit when I suddenly see my uncle yelling and bashing his fist against the door of some house out of his mind with rage. Because of dream logic I knew that this was the house of a dealer that made my uncle's daughter OD (he doesn't even have a daughter irl) so we were pretty sure he was going to murder the guy and tried to calm him. Then when my uncle realizes he can't get the door open no matter what he tries he runs off into a store and I follow him, where I find him with a shotgun in his mouth ready to blow his own brains out. I quickly grab the gun but he still fires and while he misses his brain he still blows half his face off So now I'm standing in an abandoned store cradling my bleeding out uncle with my two friends just standing in the door opening doing nothing and I'm yelling at them to do something while trying to keep my uncle conscious and I'm trying to call an ambulance with my phone in my left hand and I just can't get it to work; I drop the phone several times, I fail to unlock it, it doesn't register the numbers I'm trying to dial and keeps calling wrong numbers, I call 911 instead of 112 which is the Dutch alarm number, I'm looking through the window trying to make out the street name but it's blurry and some bizarre twenty-letter non-word. And the entire time this happens everything in the dream is just completely dead silent apart from my own yelling and swearing trying to let my uncle not pass out. After what felt like fifteen minutes of this shit I finally manage to call the alarm number when I just hear a dull "hello?" coming from the other end to break the silence and I wake up. Didn't sleep for the rest of the night

Just had a dream that I had a meeting with God. I was waiting an what seemed like a movie theater lobby while he did some other things for a bit. In that time I watched a cranky old high ranking angel reject requests for wings, which were physical wing bones and descriptions of duties performed. so anyway I get into a conversation with the big guy's secretary. She's a redheaded woman of about 30 with glasses. Turns out she's God's wife, and she tells me about how he danced with her and got to know each other. Also she might have been an android? I don't think so though. Anyway I finally get to meet with Him and His room is a vast darkness with a bright twinkling light in the center, which might be him. Of course at this point my subconscious decided it was time to switch to a preview of that new female Ghostbusters movie but with the protagonists also being rhinoceroses. I'm a little mad.