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Happy birthday my dude, I hope you you're alright. Speaking of birthdays, I had to visit my grandmother this weekend to celebrate her 86th birthday. I got out of basic last Monday, so I was pretty stoked to finally meet my family again, haven't really seen much of them these past four months. Of course everything went terribly fucking wrong. So first of all, my grandmother wanted me to show up in my uniform because she wanted to see her "handsome grandson" in it... Thanks grandma. I had to endure a two-hour train ride in full dress in the sweltering heat, so that wasn't much fun. Then we got to her home Friday evening and things were OK, the celebration wasn't until Saturday anyway. Come Saturday, my entire family pretty much showed up, barring the relatives I have living in South America and guess who got delegated to taking care of the children during the party. Me. Because I'm the youngest "adult" and the oldest of the "kids" in the family, I have historically always been asked to look after the younger children, most of whom are now teenagers, during family gatherings. But I still have three small cousins between ages 5-7. So I spent most of the day with those kids crawling all over me, drooling on my uniform, being asked stupid fucking questions and not having any cigarettes. I coped with this by ingesting a rather large amount of beer and I must admit that I was pretty drunk by the end of the evening. In my drunken stupor, I may have promised to take my cousins to McDonalds today Sunday. Unfortunately this means I have to stick around until noon at the very earliest, because their parents (rightfully) don't want their children going to McDonalds for breakfast, so the earliest I can take them is for lunch. I'm hungover, my clothes are a mess, I haven't had a cigarette in 48-hours and I just want to go home... But here I am waiting to take my cousins to McDonalds... Thanks for reading my blog, it took a while to write from my phone.

Happy belated birthday I really hate facebook's whole birthday system. I don't see how people telling you "happy birthday" from a dumb notification is very comforting. I keep it a goal to remember the birtthdays of everyone who are important to me so that I don't have to rely on some site telling me so. I've wondered if my family would tell me happy birthday if I changed the birthday on my facebook account to a day earlier or a day later (my mom made me an account years ago but it's unused). be strong wullfy

Well, happy birthday regardless. In ten years you'll probably have a wife and a kid to give you some neat shit, so look forward to it.

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