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Greetings, my SubSPUF buddies! Today I bring to you a blast from the past, and an old favorite of mine! The story of Scout and his dream for a White Smissmas. Will he get? Find out in this hit poem by yours truly! ... T’was the night before Smissmas, and all through the house,The mercs were all sleepy, especially Scout.The mercs all put on their jammies with the utmost care,In hopes the Smissmas Dinosaur soon would be there. As Scout gazed out the window, and looked to the sky,A shooting star flew, quickly nearby. “Oh please star, oh please star, just grant me my wish,I wish just for snow, for tomorrow’s Smissmas!”Scout returned to bed, his eyes shut like gates,And for Smissmas morning, he eagerly waits.As dear little Scout slept, he did have a dream,He dreamt of Miss Pauling, or so it did seem.Come morning, Scout awoke in a Winter Wonderland,Not knowing what sort of magic was at hand.“My wish, my wish, it has come true!”But looking around, the true reason he knew.“Huhuhu, I’m just like Jack Frost!” said little Scout.And so he set off to spread joy all about.Some joy for the Sniper, big Heavy and Pyro,For Medic, Soldier, Spy, Engie, and Demo!The mercs all awoke with great surprise and fright,“Merry Smissmas to all, and to all a good night!” ... Looks like everyone's favorite guy got his wish in the end! If this Christmas Classic is to be believed, anything can happen if you just wish upon a star! Anyway, that's it for now, but stay tuned for another Christmas surprise that should surface... eventually!! LordAIDS Monkey, signing out!

IO! SATURNALIA! Anyway, god damn. It's good to be back. All free time has been gone into being a good student... Welp, I guess now everything will start getting easier as I finally start getting into the actual rhythm. So... how has everyone been?

It really sucks that the current version of L4D2 crashes on many mac computers after about 15 minutes of gameplay because it really made playing L4D2 with my group possible due to one of our players being on mac. We used to do almost-daily runs of L4D2 and even reached a point where we were doing expert realism Parish runs (which has now become an inside joke of "guys let's do expert realism parish") that we actually managed to beat twice (the first time using a glitch to spawn a 5th survivor controlled by a bot). I really wish there was a tier-1 sniper because my favorite two weapons are the hunting rifle and the AK-47 (technically the Krieg Commando but it's in a limbo state as far as guns are concerned) but both of those weapons make shredding infected laughably easy on Advanced and feeling invincible every game can be boring.