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Raison d'être

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  1. Came the last point of Dustbowl and it was clear she couldn't go on

    The cap was open and the scout appeared

    The sentry beeped and then disappeared

    The uber popped and then he appeared saying "pootis spencer here"

    Come on baby, don't fear the pubstomp...

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Some recommendations:

       

      Astronomy (either version)

      The Red and the Black

      Veteran of the Psychic Wars

      Harvester of Eyes

      I Love the Night

      Shooting Shark

      The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Oh and I guess if you haven't listened to the third of their songs to actually make the charts (Godzilla) you should listen to that too.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Thanks. Now that I'm listening to Godzilla I have heard it before, I just didn't know that was the name, as with most songs I've heard playing from my dad's room over the years.

  2. DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

     

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      SINK THROUGH THE FLOOR FEELS NO DIFFERENT TODAY

      I'LL TELL YOU IT'S LIKE THE SKY'S GETTING FURTHER AWAY

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Seriously though it's a song based on a car from a tv show driven by a monster. That's fucking cool as shit how can you not like that.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I actually like it whenever it comes up so you get a pass.

       

      I just haven't heard it enough to know the lyrics but I still wanted to say something

  3. I spent 3 fucking hours last night trying to get Far Cry 4 to connect to the internet, in the process forwarding ports, disabling the firewall, and disabling every service except the ones I absolutely need.

     

    In the end all I needed to do was add an exception for my antivirus.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The Martians were impervious to our most advanced weaponry, but in the end died to a simple disease.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      So don't vaccinate your kids.

  4. Last time an admin was online was in June.

     

    Warez thread? Warez thread.

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      give me admin :wvoops:

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      Does this mean we won the Bread war?

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The old gods are dead. It is a new age. An age of ENDLESS BREAD.

  5. Russian coup bros... we're so back

     

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      well now "it's so over" so there's no need to worry about it anymore

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Gyoku's policy of not paying attention to current events for at least a week after they happen pays off again.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      it would have been cool to see a russian reenactment of the romance of the three kingdoms but oh well

       

      actually considering the vastly expanded capacity for destruction nowadays maybe  it would not have been cool at all

  6. SO LISTEN UP

    I WORKED IN DAYLIGHT FEEDING FASHION TO HOUSEWIVES

    FOR JUST THIS ONCE I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES ON TRUCK STOPS AND STATE LINES

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's "Yo" listen up

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Party rockers in the house tonight

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Party people in the house let's go

  7. Sometimes I wonder if the sounds I hear are gunshots or transformers exploding. Either way it's a reason to move.

     

    Of course there's always the third option - people shooting open the transformers for mineral oil.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What if it's Michael Bay shooting the new Transformers?

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Here? Well he'd a save a little on making the set look like a warzone at least.

  8. This forum is full of violent drunks who can't sleep until they have beaten someone up.

  9. !sm_ban @all (long time coming fuckers)

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Now that I look at it here that link does look pretty shady...

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      These kinds of links are the ones I get sent by users who clearly looked into their junk folders SOLELY to find things to report, ignoring that OUR TOOLS PUT THOSE IN JUNK AUTOMATICALLY SO YOU DON'T NEED TO REPORT THEM WE KNOW THEY'RE BAD LINKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My psychosis aside that's a great game

  10. 76 Lone Wanderers paradrop from a Vertibird onto the Enclave Oil Rig. Will you be the Sole Survivor?

  11. ADMIN ONLINE HIDE THE WAREZ

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      What can you give me for a collection of 30 AMV's all set to Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science"?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      How many of the AMVs are of Steins;Gate?

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      None. They are of the following series:

       



      Tenchi Muyo (11 videos)

      Dragonball Z (6 videos)

      Attack on Titan (2 videos)

      Fullmetal Alchemist (1 video)

      Excel Saga (1 video)

      Vandread (3 videos)

      Killing Bites (1 video)

      Nichijou (5 videos)

  12. BREAKING - GTA 6 CONFIRMED to have the WORST soundtrack in the series - "Holy shit," said Sam Houser, "I'm so sorry."

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      So basically the same as GTA 5 with the 7 rap/hip-hop radios and the 5 techno/electro radios but only one classic rock radio.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      This is the news I come here for

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Was anyone surprised that Normie Game: The Video Game has zero good music?

  13. Captain Morgan's and Strawberry flavored water tastes like cherry cough syrup, if you've ever wondered. Overall it elevates the Morgan's and denigrates the water.

  14. COUP IN TURKEY THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE RISES ONCE MORE

  15. EA Trax almost makes up for every scummy thing EA's ever done. Almost

  16. Grant Imahara's fucking dead

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Man, I loved Mythbusters. The B team additions were cool. Tragic to hear.

  17. HEAL THE WOUNDS OR CRACK THE SHELL

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I didn't want to be reminded of the tortoise incident.

  18. Heard the term "relaxation drinks" and was kinda surprised it wasn't a euphemism for hard liquor.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver
    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      A drink with like plant root or chemicals with crazy names that will, I suppose, relax you.

  19. Holy shit Apex Legends was 3 years ago.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      time is a social construct anyways

      catch me using terms like precisely about nine-ish

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      You honestly scared me.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Feel the relief it is not, feel the terror that soon it will be.

  20. I came here to wet something else motherfucker.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Explicitly not my whistle.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Your appetite?

       

      (Yeah I know it's "whet", shut up)

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

       

      1:57 if you must skip to it

  21. If you're afraid, you'll die - guaranteed.

  22. JFK's assassination is the Fortnite of conspiracy theories.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The TF2 of conspiracy theories is the one that says that Donald Trump has a time machine made by Tesla, and uses it to send Barron Trump into the past, who then becomes John Titor, who then becomes Donald Trump.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dark Souls is the faked moon landing of games.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Overwatch is the vaccine induced autism of games.

  23. Life goal: Get a Wikipedia article, 75% of which is under the heading "Decline and Death".

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Decline and Death could be a sludge or black metal band name tbh

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Also the name of a retirement community operated by Chinese businessmen not fluent in English.

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