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If it has built in auto correct, how did you misspell gall?

You notice each and every one of those things is a switch to turn it off, right?
From an IT/Software standpoint, it makes sense. 
1) Non-disableable updates: If everyone has the same version of the software, you can plug security leaks across every device as soon as possible. No "legacy" vulnerabilities. How many times have I had to update a relative's computer for 5 hours of downloading patches? 
2) Data collection. Software thrives on data. People are different, and it's not like the software will "magically" know when to set an appointment, or what search results are most relevant. It's a bit invasive, sure, but its necessary for the service it provides. If you don't want the service, then turn the data off.
3) Wifi sense is stupid but useful on rare occasions.
4) Device diagnostics. Oh no! They know what temperature you're CPU was at when the system crashed! And what the OS was doing then! That means they can steal your identity, right? No, it means they can patch a bug in the code. They've been doing this for years, but now they'll have data from every time it happens, instead of the handfull of times someone actually clicks "send report."
5) They included auto correct built into the operating system! The gaul!
 
If you still really want to go off the grid anyway, there's a way.

I'm alive! It works spectacularly.
 

[Spooking intensifies]

They're letting up submit more "out there" stuff for haloween this year! HatSide 2 inbound!
 

diploma get
 

that feel when you go from an okay laptop to a mid-range gaming PC that can play every modern game. 
 
that feel when you built it yourself
that feel when you chose the parts (with help)
that feel when you bought it with money you earned
 
that feel when

I like a

​This is a good attitude to keep!
As for Centaur Warrunner:
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT a Centaur player, but I do have a general idea of what to build on the hero and why.
DISCLAIMER: Dota 2 is a very fluid game and there is no rigid item build that will always serve you perfectly in whatever game you're playing.
EDIT: This ended up becoming REALLY long because I wanted to explain what the items do and why you grab them, a quite literal Wall of Text in the spoiler, open at your own discretion. I hope I didn't go too overboard and scare you off, but I like talking about Dota and I have nothing to do today.
 
 

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Help.

Balloonicorn description makes sense now.

Douple post because excite
NSFW

Someone on reddit did the math, if you started with nothing and wanted to hit 1000, you'd be at exactly $422.34
If you also ate all your immortals for compendium levels, you would instead be at exactly $322
 
I.. want to make a dank meem joke but that's honestly mindblowing. I wonder if Valve planned that the whole time?

I don't know, Kay and Expresate are usually aggressive, argumentative assholes who gets mad about mundane things. It happens all the time.

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Valve, please write some more stuff. 
This is golden.
 

Valve, please write some more stuff. 
This is golden.
 

Valve, please write some more stuff. 
This is golden.
 

Valve, please write some more stuff. 
This is golden.