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Simon

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  1. Yay, new DBZ Abridged is out!

  2. My package was sent from Moscow and contained a flyer for a Russian grocery store with a sale on deli meats. I am now an enemy of the people.

  3. Flygon or Mienshao? Hard decision for me.

  4. cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork

  5. Only in Yugioh can you yell out "FUCKING JEWISH SPACESHIPS ARE WRECKING MY SHIT" and be genuinely truthful about it.

  6. Skull Servants are a great example of something that is really shitty turning into something amazing. And it also involves skeletons so that basically makes it the best thing Konami has ever done.

  7. is spuf still horrible i haven't been on it in weeks

  8. And because dad needs the car I get to walk to work today. Fun.

  9. After first half of the match, I expect mass riots in Brazil after the match.

  10. Poll: Should we invite Maxillaws to subSPUF?

  11. eeee one of my dad's friends showed up and he has a red late-60's corvette so pretty

  12. And my 1000th rep is for an incest joke. I don't know what to feel.

  13. I am both horrified and amused by what I have created.

  14. Huh. There are ants in my tea.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      you've gotta be chitin me with all these bug puns

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  15. WE CANNOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP

  16. I'm thinking of actually attempting to write an SCP instead of just lurking the site. I'm thinking that a sapient dialect of Ukrainian might be interesting.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      a keyboard that actively criticizes its user's porn choices

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  17. "Where do you think we are?" Cue the waterworks.

  18. I have cake.

  19. Katamari Damacy is fantastic.

  20. Welp, just broke down and cried my eyes out. gg wp life

  21. probably just gonna avoid spuf for a few weeks, the preemptive bitching is painful

  22. The Gmodders are gonna have a field day with the "SEDUCE ME" line.

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