Comeau

Chapter 3 is going to be up soon (please don't tell me that you guys have given up on this yet); stick around for when Comeau pursues Rammite into the city, and gets (sexually) assaulted by some Donger Boys!

I like it! Maintains character and dialogue well, and doesn't seem too gaudy. However, I'm finding it difficult to see the pacing behind the "for the sake of God" line working; I'm considering this (italics indicating sharp and harsh yelling; think "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this ANYMORE!"): Please tell me what you think of the change, and feel free to provide me with any additional information (I can't decipher the tonality you're planning to deliver without some description, after all!). Thank you in advance!

Grumps; what have you done? You've abandoned what you've stood for: honesty; understanding; complexity in simplicity; and being fuckin' BROS. And what do we have left? Money. No skill at vidya (dare I say it), no comedic talent, but you're fucking rubbing the money down yourselves. Face it, Grumps; you haven't improved since Jon's left. You've LOST since Jon's left, regardless of his personal reasons (I respect him dearly, god fuckin' bless ya Jon JafarECH). Please, Arin. Remember the 06'. Never forget the 06'. Don't lose hold of what mattered: the Boopin', the glitchin', the HECKH. All of those things that made us love you. -rant over, I'm a fuckin' lose-

Seems alright, man! I have yet to look at the meanings behind the fancy German, but I certainly think it's going pretty well!

Seems alright, man! I have yet to look at the meanings behind the fancy German, but I certainly think it's going pretty well!

Chapter 2: [spoiler2]Chapter 2: As Comeau charged zealously from the prison of his home, he began to truly witness the tyranny and madness the dongers' plague wrought. Littered amongst the streets laid what looked like half-human half-donger hybrids; some merely covered in giant veins along their entire body, the worst half-finished pieces of what would be a donger legion, with a bulbous growth of a head. Meanwhile, some of the monuments to poster achievement in SPUF City were completely warped to suit the desires and mindless cravings of the demonic phalli; a donger was now held by a statue of the resolute Pyro Bard Huff, and was joined by other equally twisted mockeries of the companion statuettes. "Disgusting fuckin' dongs. I'm going to shoot every last one I see . . ." muttered the repulsed commando. His home, an unrivaled utopia, now a paradise for the sickening eldritch forces of anthropomorphic penises! And the funny thing was that some of his friends thought the dongers were friendly, a joke to be laughed at by the crudest of citizens. And now they were dead. Surreptitiously guiding himself down the shattered sidewalk, the young Canadian soldier picked up on the footsteps of another person from across the street; turning to face the oncoming sound, he turned and anticipated a struggle. "Oh look, it's Comeau." Rammite said waving at his friend. As if utterly ignorant to the wasteland around him, Comeau's former friend rushed along the sidewalk, a massive dong cutting through the air like a shark in water. Stupidly flailing his hand to the clearly armed man away from him, the innocent young man hurried into more of the desolate expanse ahead. Comeau noted the dong briefly turning to face him, emitting a low thrum, and then going back to it's hunt for steak. They say in the dark void of a universe we live in, our most valuable form of joy is within companionship. And in that moment, Comeau felt no joy within anything; and nor would he until his death. [/spoiler2] HA! ONE MORE TIME, I'M BACK WITH A NEW RHYME; HEY, HERE WE GO AGAIN, TURN IT UP MY FRIEND

From the sounds of it, Doc is intent on getting a fresh corpse because it still has life in it. Think about it; after even a few days, a stiff begins to rot away; this means it doesn't have life (and for that matter, the place for a soul) in even it's pinkie! Doc needs his fresh catch so he can make the best reanimation possible.

Don't wear anything; embrace that body.

Male White Guardian, Buddy Springdick STR: 5 (tough fights will wrek) DEX: 3 (not even a marathon runner) CON: 6 (he's going dooooown) INT: 9 (can add 5 + a googleplex; just kidding) WIS: 6 (knows some shit) CHA: 1 (the most intolerable jedi ever) Computer Use: 6 Demolitions: 3 Stealth: 1 Awareness: Persuade: 1 Repair: 4 Security: 2 Treat Injury: 3 basically, I'm sending this guy to hell

Survival, S.O.U.L Purpose. Featured in the MadWorld OST.

I would love a way to communicate with you guys more often; without my Steam (waiting on an email from Support about a new password), I have no way of contacting you guys on an immediate basis. This way, I can make a temporary solution and, depending on my prior knowledge, commentate on the vidya games you guys play while on Mumble. That, and you can hear my beaut-mazing voice again. So, win-win.

Hi guys, Comeau here. Just wanted to ask about removing the Conduit option from the toolbar; I've tried finding add-ons on Mozilla Firefox, but I can't get any results. Pls help sirs ;_;

"Let's Dance" by David Bowie.

"CraftBukkit 1.7.2" WHAT MEAN GAME.

Chapter 2 is in progress as we speak! Get ready for more dongers!

I really hope Naked Snake gets in!

Is it the perfect time to have Comeau appear? I think it's the perfect time for Comeau to appear.