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    Cretler reacted to Rynjin in attacks in Paris   
    I'll just re-iterate what I said on the subject elsewhere, that a "war on Islam" simply isn't feasible. Muslims make up roughly a third of the world's entire population. So you really have two choices:
    1.) Focus on the actual terrorists, and MAYBE get something done.
    2.) Blame it on the religion itself and spin your wheels trying to figure out how you're going to wipe out the religion when that would mean killing or converting over 2 billion people (good luck with that).
    Blaming the religion gets nothing done. There is nothing you can do about that even if it were true. It's a pointless line of thought to follow because it leads nowhere productive. At this point the religion in itself is irrelevant except that it's the excuse nutjobs are using in a concerted effort to start World War Three and bring on Armageddon. Which is, really, the IS's main goal. Convert as many as possible to their cause, stage a bunch of battles, and otherwise "fulfill the prophesies" that will signify the end times and hope Allah wipes out all their foes like the Quran says he will.
    Whatever plan comes out of all this needs to keep that in mind: Full on war is the goal they are trying to achieve. They'll fight to the last man.
    Whether that means a swift and merciless response is required or some other solution is called for, who knows. The former seems to be what everyone's leaning towards.
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    Cretler got a reaction from Huff in weirdest things on your harddrive   
    halloween ideas
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    Cretler reacted to Rammite in attacks in Paris   
    Enough with the bullshit, this is a political thread on the internet. Literally everyone knows to not fuck up and suck on your ego here.
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    Cretler reacted to Simon in attacks in Paris   
    ​No. Fuck off.
    It's not "the Muslim world."
    It's a bunch of lunatics.
    And people calling Islam as a whole, or the Muslim world, responsible for this is why more people become jaded and join these lunatic movements.
    Because assholes say shit like this and propagate the cycle.
    I reiterate: Fuck off.
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    Cretler reacted to Rammite in A report of current events   
    I'm not really sure how I should be presenting this, so I'll just be out with it - DrEvilBrain has been banned for a week. For a while now, he's been toeing the line in an attempt to see what he can get away with, and we're finally doing away with the ineffective warnings and content moderation.
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    Cretler reacted to Idiot Cube in Undertale   
    HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE SANCTITY OF VIDEO GAMES!
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    Cretler got a reaction from Guy923 in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​spufpowered.txt
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    Cretler got a reaction from Rammite in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Your next step is to introduce her to us 
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    Cretler got a reaction from ICBMoose in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​I'm naming my first child Greg. 
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    Cretler got a reaction from ICBMoose in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​I'm naming my first child Greg. 
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    Cretler got a reaction from tam in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​It's quite funny how your post is right below EvilBrian's.
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    Cretler got a reaction from tam in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​It's quite funny how your post is right below EvilBrian's.
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    Cretler got a reaction from tam in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​It's quite funny how your post is right below EvilBrian's.
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    Cretler got a reaction from tam in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​It's quite funny how your post is right below EvilBrian's.
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    Cretler got a reaction from Mersopolis in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    So will the first thing you say to her on your date be "The Last Door?".
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    Cretler got a reaction from Mersopolis in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    So will the first thing you say to her on your date be "The Last Door?".
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    Cretler got a reaction from Expresate in TF2 general   
    ​Someone call Slick; his time is now!
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    Cretler reacted to Moby in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    I really wonder why people PAY for a visual novel that is basicaly a censored hentai.
    No choices, no story, nothing worth to talk about it, they slap the same harem story for every single game and everything else is cut or censored. Shit, I've seen flash hentai games with better content than these games.
    After I saw a fucking CLICKER game on my discovery queue, then some of you clods actually paid for DLC for it, I've confirmed that you can be a total retard and still make a game that people will pay 'lol teh lulz'
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    Cretler got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Sonic Adventure 2 adventures:
    After Knuckles repeatedly bangs his head inside a pyramid looking for keys, he encounters an extremely obnoxious ghost whose entire boss fight literally consists of running around in circles while he slobbers all over you. After that, it turns out Sonic and Tails were right; there WAS a launch pad inside the pyramid (because that's how Eggman rolls). Eggman himself turns up inside the pyramid and summons ANOTHER boss fight (as well as a hilarious attempt by Sega to add a Boss description):

    Once that's taken care of, Sonic and co. decide to fly the rocket ship to Eggman's discount-death star. Along the way, Sonic accidentally releases all the master emerald shards that I spent a long time looking for FUCK YOU SONIC. Then Tails decides to go run around in the ship in a horribly designed level, while Knuckles re-continues his search for the master emerald, and since I get depressed every time a Knuckles level starts, I stopped there.
    I'm still not sure which game is worse: this, or Sonic Adventure 1. Time will tell I guess, because I haven't even gotten to the dark edgy story yet.
     
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    Cretler got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Sonic Adventure 2 adventures:
    After Knuckles repeatedly bangs his head inside a pyramid looking for keys, he encounters an extremely obnoxious ghost whose entire boss fight literally consists of running around in circles while he slobbers all over you. After that, it turns out Sonic and Tails were right; there WAS a launch pad inside the pyramid (because that's how Eggman rolls). Eggman himself turns up inside the pyramid and summons ANOTHER boss fight (as well as a hilarious attempt by Sega to add a Boss description):

    Once that's taken care of, Sonic and co. decide to fly the rocket ship to Eggman's discount-death star. Along the way, Sonic accidentally releases all the master emerald shards that I spent a long time looking for FUCK YOU SONIC. Then Tails decides to go run around in the ship in a horribly designed level, while Knuckles re-continues his search for the master emerald, and since I get depressed every time a Knuckles level starts, I stopped there.
    I'm still not sure which game is worse: this, or Sonic Adventure 1. Time will tell I guess, because I haven't even gotten to the dark edgy story yet.
     
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    Cretler got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Sonic Adventure 2 adventures:
    After Knuckles repeatedly bangs his head inside a pyramid looking for keys, he encounters an extremely obnoxious ghost whose entire boss fight literally consists of running around in circles while he slobbers all over you. After that, it turns out Sonic and Tails were right; there WAS a launch pad inside the pyramid (because that's how Eggman rolls). Eggman himself turns up inside the pyramid and summons ANOTHER boss fight (as well as a hilarious attempt by Sega to add a Boss description):

    Once that's taken care of, Sonic and co. decide to fly the rocket ship to Eggman's discount-death star. Along the way, Sonic accidentally releases all the master emerald shards that I spent a long time looking for FUCK YOU SONIC. Then Tails decides to go run around in the ship in a horribly designed level, while Knuckles re-continues his search for the master emerald, and since I get depressed every time a Knuckles level starts, I stopped there.
    I'm still not sure which game is worse: this, or Sonic Adventure 1. Time will tell I guess, because I haven't even gotten to the dark edgy story yet.
     
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    Cretler got a reaction from Idiot Cube in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Sonic Adventure 2 adventures:
    After being chased by the SONIC MILITARY, Sonic and Tails hatch a plan to hack the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES' limo, who is currently being persuaded by Eggman to surrender to his Egg empire. Knuckles suddenly pops out of a sewer, having survived his journey through Halloween town and a shitty water mine. After having hacked the POTUS' limo, all three (plus Amy) conclude that Eggman is hiding out in space, having gotten there using his secret PYRAMID base.
    THIS GAME HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT WANTS TO BE.
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    Cretler got a reaction from Idiot Cube in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Sonic Adventure 2 adventures:
    After being chased by the SONIC MILITARY, Sonic and Tails hatch a plan to hack the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES' limo, who is currently being persuaded by Eggman to surrender to his Egg empire. Knuckles suddenly pops out of a sewer, having survived his journey through Halloween town and a shitty water mine. After having hacked the POTUS' limo, all three (plus Amy) conclude that Eggman is hiding out in space, having gotten there using his secret PYRAMID base.
    THIS GAME HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT WANTS TO BE.
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    Cretler reacted to Just a Gigolo in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
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    Cretler reacted to Just a Gigolo in Reddit shitstorm   
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