BrobyDDark

I watched the first episode of elDLIVE
 
It's...it's not good.
 
 

I've had a series of dreams involving Snoop Dogg.
 
In the first dream: I discovered I had the power to noclip through things, so I went about the world- which was set-up like a game where the purpose was to fly through walls and find stuff- and found some neat hidden things. I got bored of that and noticed a festival, which I decided to visit. When I got there, Snoop Dogg came up to me and asked if I wanted to by some carnival food. I declined and went about my business. I found a staff that could summon lightning, but it wasn't too important. I got bored and started to leave, when I found a fish stall run by Snoop Dogg. He offered to sell me some swordfish for real cheap, which I also declined, hopped in a car, and headed home.
 
In the second dream: I was Jay Sherman. Straight up, cartoon Jay Sherman, and I was just chillin' at the Sherman estate when Mama Sherman brought out a book and explained that my brother was trapped inside. Cut over to my brother- a cartoon Rolph Lungdren for some reason- who's dual-wielding SMGs and shooting at monsters. I climb inside the book and it turns out it's a dream book or something like that. I find myself in a dream of a young Jay Sherman eating ice-cream. Using the power of dreams, I become a young Jay Sherman myself and steal the ice-cream, which is when Rolph Lungdren found me and we started looking for a way to escape. Cut to a few months later. I've become my regular self (picture Projared but skinnier) and Rolph became some crappy anime anti-hero. We found out that there's this huge worm that's trying to escape and destroy the universe. We find a way to defeat it, but lose the way out of the book. A few months later, crappy anime Rolph made a way out of the book, and intended to leave me behind. So I jack his ride and the driver is none other than Snoop Dogg, who turns on the radio as we ride out of the book.
 
In the most recent Snoop Dogg dream: I'm playing this crappy Unity 3D Jeff the Killer game for some reason. Like, so crappy Jeff was a retarded mess of blocks and cylinders, with a stupid smile and eyes slapped onto his head. Jeff's running around like an idiot, trying to be scary, and I remember this dream as one I had before. Or it was a dream where I had the first part early the same night I had the Snoop Dogg part, but it felt like I had the first part years earlier. Anyways, I remembered that I could start a boss battle by stepping on a certain bathroom tile in the house I was in. I step on the tile and a boss fight with Uboa started. He's already whoopin' my butt, but I get him down to low health before he catches fire. And you know what they say: "They can't hurt you if you're on fire." So, obviously I lose this fight four to five times and give up while Jeff runs around like a monkey in a cage. Suddenly, another player shows up. It's Snoop Dogg. He gives me some advice and we chill for a few seconds before going off to get some items: An electric fan, and a rocket launcher. We head back to fight Uboa, and once he catches fire, we use to fan to put him out, then Snoop launches a rocket into his face. This somehow manages to set the entire house we're in on fire. At this point, Jeff gets more violent and starts running around more sporadically, but he's basically harmless at this point, so me 'n Snoop Dogg decide to explore a bit and check out the "creepy" visuals before the dream ends.

M&M Kill Your Heroes.

So, what I'm hearing here is
 
You guys want a cast of men who dress up as women and do yuri things, who are also magical girls on a space ship, living out their normal lives with normal shenanigans, while their friend Arienu-chan

pilots a mecha against her own race, which is slaughtering the galaxy the space-ship is in.

I had a dream last night that I was playing some 3D rogue-like that was as hard as everyone says Dark Souls was.
 
The plot was, one thousand years ago your previous incarnation (cus you had been reincarnating or some crap) had gone into this castle and killed all the goblins and their goblin king. In their wake, he left a bunch of skeletons, rotting corpses, etcetera, ripe for resurrecting, which this vengeful genie (a servant to the goblin king) had been doing, sending out his necromantic horde to raid villages and stuff. Now you have to go back into the ruined castle and kill the genie. It was fun, and I only died twice. Once because the game spawned me away from the weapons you get to start with and the second time because I had been fighting mimics and they did loads of damage, leaving me with three health when I killed them. After that, I tried to take this book, which activated these giant skulls that began shooting lasers and crap at me.

The NSP twitter is insane, guys.

I killed Toriel THREE TIMES, JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
 
And I had an honest to god smile on my face when I killed Papyrus! I'm sad I didn't do it several more times. 
 
Unfortunately, Monster Kid lives to see another day, but at least I get to have a rematch with Undyne, this time with actual fighting. 
 
I'm planning on attempting to save Asgore just so he can walk through his empty, pitiful underground kingdom for the rest of his days, although I don't think it'll turn out like that.

A friend of mine sent me Undertale and I've beaten the neutral and true-pacifist routes. Gonna start the Genocide route today and hope it goes well. Lookin' forward to murdering Toriel and Muffet.

>Can't see bee
>Can't hit bee
>Bee sneaks into enemy lines and disguises itself as one of them
>Sneaks into the general's room in the middle of the night
>Shoots him once
>General is allergic to bees and dies
 
Bumblebee always wins.

>Can't see bee
>Can't hit bee
>Bee sneaks into enemy lines and disguises itself as one of them
>Sneaks into the general's room in the middle of the night
>Shoots him once
>General is allergic to bees and dies
 
Bumblebee always wins.

>Can't see bee
>Can't hit bee
>Bee sneaks into enemy lines and disguises itself as one of them
>Sneaks into the general's room in the middle of the night
>Shoots him once
>General is allergic to bees and dies
 
Bumblebee always wins.

>Can't see bee
>Can't hit bee
>Bee sneaks into enemy lines and disguises itself as one of them
>Sneaks into the general's room in the middle of the night
>Shoots him once
>General is allergic to bees and dies
 
Bumblebee always wins.

If you just want something game breaking and fun I think this one is pretty cool:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/13811/?
Basically an unlimited slow time ability. Casually walking around incoming fireballs or shooting three arrows that hit three different targets in the same second is pretty satisfying.

​Oh man. I think this is your longest relationship yet.

​You know he's just gonna post it again as a reply to this post, right?

​Not that hard to do that.

​Weeaboo got mad because Rammite won't talk about his trash-tier waifu and crappy chinese cartoon.

​She getting her friends together to make you homecoming queen and then they're going to drop pigs blood on you in front of your crush. This will awaken your mind powers and you will go on a weird rampage across the town.