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Mersopolis reacted to Doopliss2008 in share your worst jokes
There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room.
They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking.
Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they finally give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, " I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!".
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Mersopolis reacted to Doopliss2008 in share your worst jokes
why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only time they get love
What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
A woman is having a baby in a hospital, when there is suddenly complications. As soon as the baby us out, the doctors rush it down the hall. Hours later, a doctor comes walking back into the room, with the baby in arms. "Congratulations, it's a beatifuWOOAH.." and slips on some water, flinging the baby out the 4th floor window. "YOU'VE KILLED MY BABY!!!" the mother screamed. "Ahh April Fools!" he laughed, "It was dead already."
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Mersopolis reacted to Jordax in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style
Wasn't his excuse to draw porn of obliviously underage cartoon characters that they are over the legal age of consent in his fantasy world?
Anyway, content.
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Mersopolis reacted to Idiot Cube in New Forum Bug List
*inhales deeply*
PISS
oh my god it's beautiful ; w;
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Mersopolis reacted to Doopliss2008 in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style
yes, those are well trained thai soldiers, preparing for a parade
why cant the US have this?
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Mersopolis reacted to Rammite in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style
Don't worry I fixed it
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Mersopolis reacted to Rynjin in Started playing Oblivion again recently...
I did. Tried to find my screencap stuff but was unable to do so.
One, Two, Three.
They looked so much better on screen though. He's so bright and shiny on there, and the hair actually looks like feathers.
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Mersopolis reacted to Razputin in TF2 general
I think I made an aimbotter cry
He was playing heavy, so it was incredibly obvious to see he was aimbotting. Everyone immediately reported him but the admin was being slow or some shit. He was also being loud over the mic so I muted him, and then someone said "I never really understood why people aimbot, it isnt any fun"
So then I talked about how it indeed was a bit odd, since video games are basically a way to get a false sense of achievement (serotonin etc) and if you're cheating on that you're basically cheating on cheating on making yourself feel good about yourself and how you'd need an abysmally low amount of self-esteem to drop to that level. After a few minutes of that people said he was raging at me over the mic, and a little bit later he left the server
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Mersopolis reacted to tam in share your worst jokes
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
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