John Caveson

Bah, Humbug!

CHRISTMAS IS 22 FUCKIN DAYS AWAY YOU GODDAMN KIDS

Feeling sick and depressed? Listen to Led Zeppelin - it helps.

subSPUF circlejerk

which fug would you subspuf??

which fug would you subspuf??

the bitch is back! except i'm not a bitch!

and so it begins

Better than Goat Simulator: http://store.steampowered.com/app/332570/

There are no good ISPs in this world. There are only less bad ones.

Of all the subspuf residents, who is most likely to secretly be a girl?

Sipping on some warm coffee, chilling to some smooth 90s instrumental hip-hop, and satisfied with a sizable paycheck. I treasure moments like this one

OH MAN AM I HYPE FOR STEAM SA- https://i.imgur.com/SEdr7S9.jpg well shit

A wise character knows he knows nothing. Of course I didn't know that.

Stop using the term "Graveyard shift" you're culturally appropriating corpse culture.

HANDS UP DON'T LOOT

Tonight's the best night to show your edginess!

Friend walks into class today, asks me how much I love him, and then hands me a fullart foil Melek and tells me I have to make the EDH deck now. Well shit.

have you swooced today

Remember kids, Red White and Blue are the colors of freedom until they're flashing behind you on the street.

Welcome to Snowmageddon 2014

Coffee at 11:30pm

take whatever song you're listening to or most recently have listened to and add "in my pants" to the end of the title

Quick guys throw money at me for art so I can buy my friends christmas present

My stupid dog woke me up at 6 AM and got her muddy paws all over my bed and pillow and when I actually got out of bed I saw she tracked (now caked) mud all over my room.