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Let's translate you some of the weapons from Spanish to English, although DCP would be more suitable for this... Force a Nature: In Spanish, they translated it as "Dispensadora de caña". Literally, it would be translated as "Cane Dispenser", but "caña" here is used as "get a move on". So, "Get a Move On-er"? Soda Popper: "Refrescopeta", Refreshotgun. Baby-Face's Blaster: "Devastadora del Imberbe", Beardless' Devastator. Winger: "aeropistola", aeropistol. Bonk! Atomic Punch: "Bonk! La bebida salvavidas", Bonk! The saviour beverage. Unarmed Combat: "Abrazo de la Muerte", Death's Embrace/Hug. The Sandman: "El somnífero", The sleeping pill Liberty Launcher: "El Libertador", The Liberator Buff Banner: "El Estandarte de 'Animo", the Mood Banner Gunboats: "Botas Blindadas", Reinforced Boots Mantreads: "Las Aplastacabezas", The Headsmashers Half-Zatoichi: "Katana del Medio Zatoichi", Half-Zatoichi Katana Market Gardener: "El Jardinero", the Gardener Backburner: "El Dragón", The Dragon Scorch Shot: "El Chamuscador", The Scorcher Lollichop: "La Pyroleta", The Pyropop Homewrecker: "El demoledor", The Demolisher Maul: "El Mutilador", The Mutilator More later.

have i mentioned that i am not very good with computers

these were fun to draw

HOW TO PLAY PLANETSIDE 2 IN A NUT SHELL: GAME-WIDE THINGS TO KNOW Bullets have bullet travel and bullet drop. Not really noticeable at medium-long ranges. Day/night system. Changes very slowly. Night is seriously dark, and perfect for ambushes. You have 4 "Currencies". 3 Resources, and Auraxium. Both collected automatically. • Resources are collected very fast, capped at 750. Mostly for buying special ammo and vehicles. • Auraxium is collected very slowly. Currency for buying new weapons permanently. Fighting well will get you levels. These don't do much. Doing well will get you Certifications. They are for unlocking small perks like new grenades, silencers, or stronger armor. SPAWNING Pick a spawn and a class. Straightforward. LIGHT ASSAULT - The "Scout". Has jetpacks and the most explosives. Hit-and-run tactics. HEAVY ASSAULT - Heavy + Soldier. Machine gun, temporary damage resistance, and anti-tank rockets. ENGINEER - Engineer. Makes mounted machine guns, not automated sentries. Can repair MAX units, vehicles, and crucial base generators. INFILTRATOR - Spy + Sniper. Invis cloak. Sniper Rifle. Rather simple. MEDIC - Medic. Heals people. Can project an AoE healfield. Actually has a better gun than Light's or Engi's. HOW TO WIN PLS Pretend the game is one hugemongous game of TC. Split the map into many Areas. Each Area will mine a certain resource for your team. You want all the resources. BASE CONTROL There are ♥♥♥♥tons of Capture Points. Cap all the points and kill all the enemies, and your team owns that Area. Capping a point is as simple as locating the Control Terminal and standing next to it. HOW TO GET TO THE ACTION You can Quick Drop to any fight for a small Resource fee. It has a cooldown of 30 minutes. You can also spawn Vehicles. Tanks and Carriers are standard. There are also MAX units - Mech suits where you can only be healed by an Engineer. You can also get a plane, but flying those is ♥♥♥♥ing hard. TEAMS TERRAN REPUBLIC (TR) • Operates on the motto of "MORE DAKKA". • All of thier weaponsry/vehicles fire lodsofbullets, but low damage. • They were the original government, but they are now seen as a cruel dictatorship. NEW CONGLOMERATE (NC) • Centers on the idea of "Hit them fast, and hit them hard" • Everything does absurdedly high damage, but low everything-else. • The rebellion group. Started off fighting the TR, ended up no better than terrorists. VANU SOVEREIGNTY (VS) • Alien technology - "Newer is better" • They have lasers. Means no bullet drop, but crazy damage-falloff means they can't fight long ranges. • Usually attack at night, where they can get closer before seen. • Researchers that embraced alien tech. They believe humanity can only be saved through this alien tech, and violently convert people. Join the best faction (terrans)

still 3 spuffers the first one has an alteration from the norm because they left a mark of their past sins in their username while i was drawing still found the concept amusing enough to draw so i drew it

Yes, I'm quite sure your parents thought the same thing about doctors that perform abortions.