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Chapter 12 Due to stupid author magic or some shit Skye, Ted, and everyone alive except Cell are now back in SPUFVille or whatever the hell I called it. For all I know they were all already in SPUFVille but I don’t know since I haven’t written this damn thing in, what, 2 months? Skye was busy explaining the Guests to the rest of SPUF when one of their scouts posted outside the village. It was Cactus, and he was yelling about something he saw. “What is it?” Commander asked, notably annoyed at the interruption. “There are some Lurkers heading straight towards us!” Cactus said. “But… They’re under the White Hat of Truce.” Commander (who was obviously in charge at the moment since I guess Ian wasn’t there he was with Valve) thought about this for a moment. Finally, he said, “Let their leader in. I want to talk to him alone.” Within the next twenty minutes Commander had set up a small room inside the nearest building and sat at a desk. The Lurker Leader sat across from him, memorizing the layout of the room. Commander waited impatiently and cleared his throat multiple times. Unfortunately the Lurkers weren’t very good at taking hints. “The hell do you want?” Commander finally said as he reached the end of his patience. “Well,” the Lurker simply. “We want revenge.” “That’s nice,” Commander replied. “Why didn’t you just attack us, then?” The Lurker chuckled. “Oh, you misunderstand me! My clan, we do not want revenge on you. We want to get revenge on the one who convinced us to go to war with you! That war cost us many lives. Multiple clans were completely wiped out, and many of our resources were wasted!” “Well, too bad for you,” Commander said. “Eram’s already dead, and we can’t really help you in any way, considering we’re in wartime right now as well.” “We have come to offer assistance,” the Lurker said. “Both your higher ups and our… cousins are trying to destroy you. We have come to make sure you do not get destroyed.” “And what do you get in return?” Commander asked. “The thing we first attacked you for,” the Lurker said. “We hate how you are all loud and whiny and noisy and annoying. We simply want a village to ourselves, peaceful and quiet.” “I can’t give that to you,” Commander said. “But I can try my best if you’ll fight for us.” The Lurker held out his hand and shook it. They had a deal. ***** Enig and ACubeGod lay dead at Burton’s feet. He glanced at them yet again, and finally called for them to be removed. The pool of blood on the floor was getting larger, and Burton didn’t want to stain the carpet. These two were his newest present from the Guests. He had sent them both to try to persuade them to help him crush the SPUFers. They were sent back in a much worse and less alive condition then they left in. He sank back in his chair and dialed his phone. After a short pause, someone answered. Burton and the man chatted about his military strength for a while, when finally Burton decided what he was going to do. “Kill them,” he said. “SPUF and the Guests and anyone else you happen to come across. Kill them all.” ***** THERE ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING VULTURES GEEZ