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And just to confuse people after putting a random picture in the Instant and Moment thread, I'm making a text post with no pictures in this one! I AM SUCH AN ANARCHIST ... Alright, fine, here's TF2 birds.

What does it take to make an octopus laugh? [spoiler2]Ten Tickles![/spoiler2] What's the last thing that a Tickle-Me-Elmo is given in a factory? [spoiler2]Two test-tickles.[/spoiler2]

So a Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers, and says "Five beers please".

When Bob was visiting his older cousin Randy in Texas, they had a nice time driving about, shooting, and over all nonsense. When it started getting late, they went to a fancy hotel to have dinner. They both ordered steaks and some cola. After a little discussion on the sights, the drinks came in glasses the size of a McDonalds Supersize drink. "Cousin! I've never seen anything like this. These cups are the sizes of buckets!" exclaimed Bob after first seeing the glasses of cola. After taking a sip of his cola, Randy replies, "Cousin, that's because everything is big in Texas." Soon afterwards, the steaks come in on platters the size of an open middle school math textbook. "Randy! These plates are ginormous! The plates in Maine were certainly not as big as these," said Bob. "Well cousin, that's because everything is big in Texas." When the dinner was over, both Bob and Randy had had their fill. Suddenly, Bob has the urge to pee, so he asks to Randy where the bathroom is. "Cousin, where is the bathroom?" Randy quickly replies, "Straight down the hall and take a right." So Bob took off and walked down the narrow hallway, passing by residents and workers of the hotel. However, instead of taking a right like how he should have, he instead took a left and entered the room there. That very room was the hotel's swimming pool. After taking one gaze at the pool, Bob shouted out, "PLEASE DON'T FLUSH!" and ran out into the hall.

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Actually, the whole VGX was a really bad joke.