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Wow, I didn't know that. Interesting. ...wait why SAtk it doesn't even use any special moves In other, unrelated "pokemon is bullshit" news, Furret is WAY TOO BIG It is actually bigger than Goddamn Charizard but I can't find the comparison image. I always imagined Furret to be the perfect size to wrap around your neck like a living, cuddly scarf

SPUF: the comic

why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only time they get love What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger. A woman is having a baby in a hospital, when there is suddenly complications. As soon as the baby us out, the doctors rush it down the hall. Hours later, a doctor comes walking back into the room, with the baby in arms. "Congratulations, it's a beatifuWOOAH.." and slips on some water, flinging the baby out the 4th floor window. "YOU'VE KILLED MY BABY!!!" the mother screamed. "Ahh April Fools!" he laughed, "It was dead already."