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cp_hydro Coming to a Server Near You in 2014

I'll still main the MLM one but it's a good idea for the people that don't want to socialize with the MLM crowd, and I don't blame you.

So, today I was on an idle server, waiting for my last drops while playing Metal Gear. Then I noticied these 3 heavies, always jumping in a pattern, it was obvious it was the same guy and he set an autoclicker to press space every 5 seconds. So I did the most obvious thing to do. Push them outside the damage zone. And I wasnt done. After a while he notices it, goes back to each account and puts them back on the zone. So I go and push them again. Happens more 2 times, on the third he rages, spits some insults and leaves the server. Then I check his profile and log on the server he went. Push bots again. He leaves the server and puts the accounts as offline. Shame that it still shows your name on the server. Log on server, push again. He leaves, I follow. More 2 times. On the third he rages a bit more, leaves the server, changes all accounts names and sets all profiles to private. I still find him on a server. I'm pretty sure he just left after that one. I feel like a bad person, but it was so fun to annoy someone like that.

The problem with hydro isn't the gamemode, the map is actually just bad. But it's so prettyyyyy I occasionally just do the valve commentary thing so I can walk around in complete hydro without the map being split up

I'd use this.

evilbrain is this u

Use sparingly.