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Boy those guys truly strive to ascend gaming as a medium huh

https://archive.is/E07Dy Gawker Media is already mad as fuck over the news. And they are not the only one. Seems like there is going to be an influx of ''REDDITORS DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR AUDIENCE ANYMORE, REDDITORS ARE OVER'' articles. Gee, that situation sounds really familiar... https://archive.is/WNwtR

Today I had a dream I was some sort of warrior getting tested by a Pai Mei of sorts, our test (me and a few others were there, didnt know them) was to pick a poison moss that grows in the water of a cave. While I was trying to pick the moss with a staff, we hear a massive roar, only to see that it came from a GIANT T-REX MADE OF PLANTS (his head was a giant pink man-eater flower!). The thing starts to eat everyone around, digest them and spit a goo that made the soil super fertile, flowers would grow only from the goo touching the floor. I was trying to stop that thing from eating everyone, but the 'your arms are made out of jello' strikes again and I cant do shit, until I try to stab the thing with the staff and it goes right through it's head! The T-Rex goes berzerk and actually starts to talk, yelling about 'how could we', before staring to ram everyone into walls. The T-Rex goes and kill Neckbeard Knight (trenchcoat, trilby, long sword), a girl that was near him picks his sword and cuts off the Rex's flower head. As the thing lets another massive roar and green blood flies everywhere, making even more flowers to sprout, I woke up.

had the weirdest dream that me and my mom were best friends with the Guatemalan president so we just went to gutaemala casually to hang out with him when we got there we met another old friend of my mom who I suspected of being an assassin, and she served us fruit punch with some kind of cereal in it for some reason later a friend of mine randomly showed up while we were in the guatemalan white house and we wandered over to a gated off section where we found two shady looking guys taking pictures of some files, they acted kinda nervous and then they said they were photographers and asked us to do indian poses and that's all i remember

Help.

​Everytime a stupid argument starts in TumblrPowered I think why I even visit this site anymore Then I see something like this and I say out-loud "Oh yeah. That's why"

Douple post because excite NSFW

voice control will save tf2

America will win because the Japanese pilot is just gonna whine about his dead mom and masturbate to comatose girls

Wait a second, guys...this is an underdog who will have to work hard and believe in himself in order to overcome impossible odds! Western media tropes are on our side!