Someone should advertise Negev in CS:GO; "Losing 0-14 in competitive? Annoyed of those P90s and Autosnipers? Try Negev! Now with +100% more spread, headshots guranteed!"
The Negev is the best gun in CS:GO and everyone who doesn't use it is a pansy of the highest caliber. Plus, it is as accurate as an AK-47 feels, but then with more bullets, and as everyone knows, the more, the merrier.
Anyway, that is why I am ranked Silver IV in matchmaking.