Davjo_

I think my TF2 is drunk.

Oh hey I did something. Tell me if I fucked up.
 

Name: S.R.C. Threa K
Classification: Scout
Crew: 2, maximum 4

Description: Your standard Threan spacecraft, the SRC Threa K has four lovely swivelling engines and a large laser blaster on the bottom, along with wheels for a more comfortable take off and landing. The roomy cockpit means that manoeuvring your ship is incredibly easy. Getting in and out of the air can be done either vertically on dense atmosphere planets or horizontally on ones that lack an atmosphere entirely. On board, there are standard living appliances, a fully functional kitchen, two storage bays, a bathroom, two bedrooms (with enough room for four beds) and a small garden with which you can grow your own food. Also available are eight life support suits, two backup life support systems and a stasis-based escape pod for four people.

Current location: Orbiting planet Portalia, waiting for Medic to make up her mind what character she wants to use.

Captain: Elkay - >Link

Crew:
- Davjo - >Link - Annoying person to keep one company
- Tobias Grant - >Link - Cook, fighter, random guy
- There's space for one more if anyone wants but otherwise we're good to go.

Looks and stuff:

I think my TF2 is drunk.

I think my TF2 is drunk.

I think my TF2 is drunk.

I think my TF2 is drunk.

I think my TF2 is drunk.

I've wanted to do "subSPUF in space" for a while. Like everyone is the crew on a spaceship or something. We could cruise through the stars and have adventures, like fighting robots or space pirates. Or space pirate robots.

I'm probably one of the least known "recruits" here, I have about 400 posts on the tf2 section and only posted really when someone needed help with a tf2 bug or problem. I know a lot about tf2 and how things in the game work and I'm ready to be cut open and eaten, even if you don't know who I am.
 
also corvette and davjo I know I said I didn't care for this place but something is drawing me to it

Don't need gold magnets. I can click all of the coins. Killing zombies is what ruins the machine. I just need a pumpkin.

Would you look at that, Starforge updated. A pretty big update too, they're moving from alpha to beta. I'm still probably not going to touch it until it gets fully released though.

Get on his level.
 



 

For the record, regarding the mammoth post I put up involving me kicking Dav through a wall, I'm just putting it out there that we worked on it together and we got a quality result. Make sure if you confront someone to work together on the post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0QxWjots8I
 
This is what I get for maining Spy in TF2, it applies to other games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0QxWjots8I
 
This is what I get for maining Spy in TF2, it applies to other games.

HELLOOOOOOOOOO, SUBSPUF!
 
I AM BORED SO I AM DOING THIS.
 
So, I've got the idea for this thing where four people (first come first serve, yo) are on an adventure. They are located on Planet Ajax, ruled by the benevolent and good looking King Slick. The planet is fraught with danger, adventure and fiscal responsibility!
 
So, here's what happens: You all start with 100 in each stat. 0 in a stat means you're useless, 200 in a stat means you're awesome. To level up a stat you need to get five Stat Points, represented by Is. Each character also carries varies equipment that will either boost or reduce stats.
 
Now, the game. I will post a scenario for each character, possibly for all at once if you choose to form a group. At the end of the scenario there will be a choice. Now, if you choose "yes" to a choice, I will go on random.org and get a number between one and five. Any number between one and three means success, while four and five mean something bad. However, sometimes there are advantages and disadvantages to either option. A Luck stat below 25 means 1-2 is good and 3-5 is bad, whilst a Luck stat above 175 means 1-4 is good and 5 is bad.
 
So, here are the characters! Do not use the same character as BFNY! Sample signup sheet:
 



 
CHARACTERS:
 
Alva Torr-Xian (Rammite)
Head: N/A
Body:  The  Tattered Tunic (level 1 tunic)
Pants: The Tattered Trousers (level 1 pants)
Shoes: The Battered Brogues (level 1 shoes)
Accessory 1: The Caped Crusader (level 1 cape, Charisma +1, Wisdom +1)
Accessory 2: The Knob Jockey (level 1 Metal Knobs, Attack +1)
Accessory 3: The Douche-y Shades (level 15 shades, +5 Charisma, +5 Alcohol Tolerance, +5 Luck)
Prominent hand: The Senior Citizen's Kane (level 25 Swiss Army Cane, +15 Attack, +15 Special Attack, +5 Dexterity)
Off-hand: Two-handed weapon
 
Stats:



 
Richard "Dick" Butt (FrozenFirebug)
Head: N/A
Body: The Stock Shirt (level 1 shirt)
Pants: The Stock Shorts (level 1 shorts)
Shoes: The Stock Shoes (level 1 shoes)
Accessory: N/A
Prominent hand: The Great Baker of Jamaica (level 69 joint, +25 Magic, +10 Wisdom, +10 Cooking, -10 Agility)
Off-hand: The Blue Dew (level 25 bottle of Mountain Dew, +10 Intelligence, +10 Magic, -5 Health)
 
Stats:



 
Snivy (Davjo)
Head: The Hairy Situation (level 1 hair, +2 Animal Connection)
Body: The Snivy's Sleeves (level 1 jacket, +1 Stomach Capacity)
Pants: The Snivy's Shorts (level 1 shorts, +1 Speed, +1 Agility)
Shoes: N/A
Accessory: The Moon Moon (level 1 moon necklace, +1 Special Attack, +1 Magic)
Prominent hand: N/A
Off-hand: N/A
 
Stats:



 
The Fury (Comeau)
Head: The Cosmonaut's Cap (level 1 glass dome, +1 Health)
Body: The Spaceman Suit (level 1 astronaut suit, +1 Attack)
Pants: The Spaceman Slacks (level 1 astronaut pants, +1 Defense)
Shoes: N/A
Accessory: The Pouch of Ouch (Level 7 Magic Pouch, +5 Magic, +10 Special Attack)
Prominent hand: The Fist of Fury (level 1 fist, +1 Attack)
Off-hand: The Fist of Fury (level 1 fist, +1 Attack)
 
Stats:



 
(thing about stats here, if your accesory gives you say, +5 Smithing, and your Smithing stat is 120 with two Stat Points, it will appear as "Smithing: 120 (+5) (II)" as opposed to "Smithing: 125 (II)", so that's how stats are displayed)
 
So, once we get enough signups, let the games begin!

Double post because I beat the dungeon.
 

 
Also, even though the Snivy I just recruited for this evolved in the dungeon, it returned back to it's unevolved state after it. Good to know.
I can also talk of luck that I found a Mobile Scarf (bought for 7777 Poke, couldn't afford the Friend Bow after that) that allowed me to go through walls. Even though it damages you each turn, Mega Drain keeps up for it.
The end was rather disappointing, just a Joy Seed (basically Rare Candy equivalent), a Deluxe Box (Persim Band was in it) and yet another Mobile Scarf.

Played a round of CS:GO with Jordax.
An enemy managed to get banned from competitive because he accidently kills 3 of his teammates with a single HE grenade.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFi8P_lGfDE
 
That was hilarious.
 
EDIT: Why did youtube "squeeze" the video?

Played a round of CS:GO with Jordax.
An enemy managed to get banned from competitive because he accidently kills 3 of his teammates with a single HE grenade.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFi8P_lGfDE
 
That was hilarious.
 
EDIT: Why did youtube "squeeze" the video?

Played a round of CS:GO with Jordax.
An enemy managed to get banned from competitive because he accidently kills 3 of his teammates with a single HE grenade.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFi8P_lGfDE
 
That was hilarious.
 
EDIT: Why did youtube "squeeze" the video?

Played a round of CS:GO with Jordax.
An enemy managed to get banned from competitive because he accidently kills 3 of his teammates with a single HE grenade.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFi8P_lGfDE
 
That was hilarious.
 
EDIT: Why did youtube "squeeze" the video?