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  1. Why must my favorite streamers start streaming in the middle of my chinese class, aaauuuuugh.

  2. What if the pirates DID try to eat the tourists?

    1. John Caveson
    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Then the pirates would put their servers on drones.

  3. My rep is now my boy scout troop.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      I'd need several times more to form mine.

  4. Yay for uploading longass roller derby videos to youtube

  5. Bubblegum was one of my first. Flannel pajamas. Rainbows! And my latest project: Singing corpses!

  6. oh the joy of disease

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Sickness is not the worst part about illness - It's missing all the work and knowing you have to make it all up.

  7. Mouse wheel borked. God DAMN it.

  8. Requesting a temporary name change to Moosferatu

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      done and done

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      yay

      this is now a discussion of The Princess Bride

  9. 187 rep, uktabi orangutans approves

  10. hoorah for deadlines that arrive in 2.5 hours

  11. posting from school because ahahahaha the password for the teacher wifi is RIGHT ON THE OFFICE DESK. Apparently they dont expect us to be able to read it upside-down.

  12. I now have a girlfriend. Wow.

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Wizards suck, shaman best spellcaster. I'd say I'm pretty darn set.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I bet you don't even have a monocole you filthy lumberjack

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me channeling the spirits of vengeful nature entities.

      and also how the hell would a shaman be a lumberjack

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  13. Oh damn, time to put my music collection on my new computer. This should only take about a century.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I did it before.

      Then I immediately got 1000 more songs to add to the collection

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      where did you get the money to buy all that music

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Charles Barkley willed me to get more slam jams

  14. TO HELL WITH THE BIG PICTURE BUTTON ON STEAM. TO HELL WITH IT, I SAY!

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'VE GOT A BIG PICTURE FOR YOU VALVE

      OF MY DICK

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'LL SHOW YOU A BIG PICTURE

      IT'S A 50000X50000 UNCOMPRESSED PNG

  15. Today the army tried to recruit me by telling me I "have swag."

  16. I return.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Welcome back, now let me beat you up with a car battery

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So, how was the camping trip?

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      it was good, if not that wilderness-y. It was basically a giantass party thing thrown by the Order of the Arrow, who are the weirdass honor society of the Boy Scouts of America. Everyone assumes we are some bizarre cult of ideal scoutliness when we are in fact a bizarre cult of Magic: the Gathering and the consumption of food.

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  17. going camping tomorrow, by you dinguses

    1. Cretler

      Cretler

      Be wary of wild Razputins

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Why are you camping next to us?

  18. Firs day of school went well, I didn't have to murder anyone in an overly noticeable fashion.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yes he got me

      i am the dead

      rip

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Lets just say my school has some great places to hide bodies.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I got lost on my way to every class, took 25 minutes to find my locker, and missed the bus.

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  19. My desktop keeps rearranging itself. This is remarkably irksome.

  20. Until five minutes ago I was entirely certain it was Tuesday.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      For you, it was Saturday. But for me, it was Tuesday.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      For me, it's a day that I don't go to school.

  21. I just got kicked out of that "super secret happy funtimes project" group I got invited to when I won the donald demoman stovepipe. What even was that group?

    1. Huff

      Huff

      It's an all-purpose group I keep around for whatever's going on at the moment. Through the years it's been used for No Relaxe, Huffnapper, those song parodies I did in 2012/13, and Donald Demoman. We're using it as the Stallar's group chat for SiS atm.

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      So I take it that it isn't being used at all?

    3. Huff

      Huff

      fuk u ;_;

  22. pear cider with cinnamon get

  23. Dear Yog-Sothoth Claus, pls give me the album Brain Salad Surgery for my upcoming birthday.

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